Mark's Wife

I was at a party at a friend of my boyfriend's last night. This friend's cousin was also there with his wife. At first I didn't notice, but when we got ready to get into the pool I saw how defined she was! Mind you, she's already had two kids. I asked her if she played sports. "Years ago," she said. When they got ready to leave we had to gather up all the people to move some cars so they could get out. While the host was doing so, she disappeared. When she came back she grabbed her hubby and and told him to come along. We followed them out to say goodbye and saw that she didn't need anyone to move. She had gotten the car out passed the other two behind them! I was trying to figure out how she did it, but really couldn't. I thought she might have driven through the yard, which would have been rude, but I didn't see where the car's tracks were. I even mentioned something to my man, but he dismissed it and went back in. Mark shook his head and laughed and went to the car where she was in the driver's seat. (Mark had been drinking.) She waved at me as the drove off. I swear, this is a true story!

:shock: Would you believe that an incident very much like that is in my notes for a story-in-progress?

BTW -- "1/2 woman, 1/2 amazing"? You're selling yourself short on both counts!

where exactly were they parked? In a driveway?

Mark's wife is a car thief! She merely hot-wired the car closest to the exit. Mark was too drunk to realise.

-ALL woman, ALL amazing. xx