News from the UK (with many thanks to Geekseven)

Speaking about Super-models

She has already shocked the world with her incredible beauty, but now she is about to left anyone simply dumbfolded. After weeks of retirment Lucy Pinder appeared, alongside various other models, yesterday at a charity event in London. After the usual presentation ms. Pinder took the mike and announced that she will perform a special show for each individual or collective donation over 1000£ collected. Not even the event promoters had any clue about this special, but in few minutes a first substantial donation was collected and Lucy simply walked to the promoters, grabbed the biggest two by the ankle and lifted them from the floor in a single swift motion. The unexpected demonstartion of super-strength caused an immediate reaction from the public, and hefty offers started to literaly rain down on the event each one followed by Lucy demonstrating her new super-powers, which includes super-strength, super-speed, laser vision, flight, invulnerability and apparently super-senses.


Ms. Pinder demonstrating her newly acquired powers.

"I really don't know how I come to have this powers." said Lucy during an interview. "But they feel, well, natural, like I always had them. I don't have to learn how to use them, I simply know like a sort of natural instinct."

Asked about how this will change her life Lucy answered: "I have made no plan so far, I mean I'm not even sure if this is a permanent thing or not, but, yes, there will be some definite changes. For example with my new strength I have to exercise a lot of attention when I handle things or touch people."

Halfaway through the show Lucy appeared more and more distracted and after a while she begged forgiveness and shot through the roof. Two hours later we learn that she avoided an air crash above Gatwick Airport.


The hole in the ceiling left by ms. Pinder speedy exit.

(Many thanks to Geekseven for his Laser Vision Tutorial)

Nice...I heart Lucy Pinder!

Good choice with Lucy, while not my favourite celeb she is certainly my favourite glamour model. She has a natural beauty and seems to be reasonably intelligent and dignified, unlike some I could mention!

That's why I chose her instead of someone else, Lucy is beautiful and smart (plus I admit I have a bit of crush on her).