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What many people don't know, is that name "beach" volleyball is actually a misnomer. You see, these women volleyball players actually play on a court made of 3 feet thick, steel-reinforced concrete. Of course, due to their super-strength and invulnerable bodies, the concrete is reduced to powder in short order. Also, the ball weighs approximately 250 lbs. and is made of a newly discovered, super-strong, super-dense, super-heavy, physics-defying element called uh, Unobtanium! Yeah that’s it, that’s the ticket! Though as you can see, sometimes even these super-balls can’t handle the pressure:
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And here’s the damage caused by one that was spiked too hard and went flying a few miles away:
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Most of the following photos were shot with special, high-speed cameras, as the women move at super-human speed. And while they can't fly, they can jump very high indeed.
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She's upset because she hit a ball a little too hard and it smashed through the 1 foot thick protective fiberglass barrier and into the crowd, killing several people instantly. However, there will be no penalty for her, since all spectators must sign a waiver that releases Super-Women's Volleyball Association (SWVA) from any and all liabilty. (besides, there's really nothing they could do to her anyway)
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The net must be made of a kevlar/metal blend too. Best regards to the judge that misses a call too.

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Oh, hey there! Me and my girlfriend here were just playing a game with this dark matter ball I made myself. Hope you guys didn't mind the tremors, it is a few thousand tons of weight!
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One of them was to play "heroball", which is 2 on 2 beach volleyball, except that the ball is a spherical hyper-steel cage with a superhero doubled up on himself inside. It's very unpleasant being inside that thing when a woman with the power to lift a mountain spikes it.
The story never went anywhere because, well, it doesn't go anywhere.
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DietSnapple71 wrote: I while back, I was playing around with a story, or a vignette, or something, about a group of four unstoppable, villainous superwomen (called 'The Quartet'), and the terrible things they did on their island lair to the poor superheroes that they captured.
One of them was to play "heroball", which is 2 on 2 beach volleyball, except that the ball is a spherical hyper-steel cage with a superhero doubled up on himself inside. It's very unpleasant being inside that thing when a woman with the power to lift a mountain spikes it.
The story never went anywhere because, well, it doesn't go anywhere.
That is so nasty I can't even picture it properly. But my compliments to someone able to project a cage that can stand up to that kind of punishment.
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