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08 Jul 2011 14:30 - 10 Jul 2011 14:09 #23903 by dr lazarus
I’d been planning on doing this for a while, but it was only after seeing the Tennis women post started by Random321, as well as that photo Berkhart posted, that I finally decided to get down to business.

What many people don't know, is that name "beach" volleyball is actually a misnomer. You see, these women volleyball players actually play on a court made of 3 feet thick, steel-reinforced concrete. Of course, due to their super-strength and invulnerable bodies, the concrete is reduced to powder in short order. Also, the ball weighs approximately 250 lbs. and is made of a newly discovered, super-strong, super-dense, super-heavy, physics-defying element called uh, Unobtanium! Yeah that’s it, that’s the ticket! Though as you can see, sometimes even these super-balls can’t handle the pressure:

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And here’s the damage caused by one that was spiked too hard and went flying a few miles away:

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Most of the following photos were shot with special, high-speed cameras, as the women move at super-human speed. And while they can't fly, they can jump very high indeed.

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08 Jul 2011 14:34 - 10 Jul 2011 21:26 #23904 by dr lazarus
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08 Jul 2011 14:37 - 10 Jul 2011 11:42 #23905 by dr lazarus
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08 Jul 2011 14:40 - 09 Jul 2011 14:56 #23906 by dr lazarus
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08 Jul 2011 14:42 - 09 Jul 2011 14:25 #23907 by dr lazarus
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08 Jul 2011 14:43 - 10 Jul 2011 21:26 #23908 by dr lazarus
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She's upset because she hit a ball a little too hard and it smashed through the 1 foot thick protective fiberglass barrier and into the crowd, killing several people instantly. However, there will be no penalty for her, since all spectators must sign a waiver that releases Super-Women's Volleyball Association (SWVA) from any and all liabilty. (besides, there's really nothing they could do to her anyway)

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08 Jul 2011 20:15 #23909 by Random321
Awsome - just awsome. Nice collection - thanks!

The net must be made of a kevlar/metal blend too. Best regards to the judge that misses a call too. :whistle:
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09 Jul 2011 02:01 #23918 by steelknight3000
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Awesome, I've always thought volleyball babes would make excellent super women.
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09 Jul 2011 10:07 #23931 by dr lazarus
Yeah, and I'm normally not that into athletic types, but there's just something about beach volleyball that really gets my fantasies going. The fact that they usually play barefoot is a big part of it. I say usually because I have seen some photos where they are wearing socks(???).

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09 Jul 2011 22:35 #23935 by steelknight3000
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Amazonian bodies and bikinis, how do you go wrong? Though to be honest not all players are attractive. The barefoot thing is plus, but that's a whole other topic. (I ain't no Quentin Tarantino if that's what you're thinking)
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10 Jul 2011 09:41 #23943 by oldHarmonyMotion
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Yeah, I agree with dr_lazarus on the barefoot thing. I'm not a foot fetish guy, but it's just such a subtle display of power, the type I love most.
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10 Jul 2011 11:13 #23944 by dr lazarus
And about their outfits: I'm sure they could wear something less revealing, like say a one- piece bathing suit, but it's as if they're deliberately trying to ramp-up the sexiness factor — not that I'm complaining, mind you. Wouldn't surprise me if they started wearing thongs in a few years. :ohmy:

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17 Aug 2011 08:30 - 17 Aug 2011 08:32 #24432 by steelknight3000
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Oh, hey there! Me and my girlfriend here were just playing a game with this dark matter ball I made myself. Hope you guys didn't mind the tremors, it is a few thousand tons of weight!
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17 Aug 2011 08:55 #24433 by inactive
I while back, I was playing around with a story, or a vignette, or something, about a group of four unstoppable, villainous superwomen (called 'The Quartet'), and the terrible things they did on their island lair to the poor superheroes that they captured.

One of them was to play "heroball", which is 2 on 2 beach volleyball, except that the ball is a spherical hyper-steel cage with a superhero doubled up on himself inside. It's very unpleasant being inside that thing when a woman with the power to lift a mountain spikes it.

The story never went anywhere because, well, it doesn't go anywhere.

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17 Aug 2011 21:23 #24444 by Woodclaw

DietSnapple71 wrote: I while back, I was playing around with a story, or a vignette, or something, about a group of four unstoppable, villainous superwomen (called 'The Quartet'), and the terrible things they did on their island lair to the poor superheroes that they captured.

One of them was to play "heroball", which is 2 on 2 beach volleyball, except that the ball is a spherical hyper-steel cage with a superhero doubled up on himself inside. It's very unpleasant being inside that thing when a woman with the power to lift a mountain spikes it.

The story never went anywhere because, well, it doesn't go anywhere.


That is so nasty I can't even picture it properly. But my compliments to someone able to project a cage that can stand up to that kind of punishment.

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