Emma Roberts

I read the news that Emma Roberts was arrested for beating up her boyfriend.

This news sparks my recent interest is petite girls with over-sized strength. Strong enough to hold me in a headlock while casually chatting to a girlfriend on her cell phone, or to toss me across a room with one arm.



Other petite girls:

Avril Lavigne
Lisa Kelly of Ice Road Truckers
McKayla Maroney of the U.S. Olympic gymnasts
Danica Patrick
Carly Rae Jepsen

I think all of these girls are around 5 feet tall.

I can imagine one of them working as a bouncer in a redneck bar. I would be sitting at the bar when some big Toby Keith looking redneck tries to start some trouble with me. Just when I'm about to get my ass kicked, she comes from behind, grabs him by the back of the neck with her right hand and slams his head down on the bar. Not once, not twice, but three times in succession. She then grabs his collar with her left hand and his belt with her right hand, and casually throws him through the air into a wall six feet away.

His buddy comes to his aid, but quickly gets floored by a forearm to the chin. She then walks over to "Toby" and picks him up off the floor by his collar and holds him against the wall with his right arm against his back. "Now, here is what we're going to do", she informs him. "You're going to go over there and pick your boyfriend up off the floor, and then you're going to get the hell out of here before you make me lose my temper." Toby tries to break free but she's too strong, pinning him effortlessly against the wall. Eventually he relents and carries his friend out of the bar while she watches with her hands on her hips.

She then comes over to me and apologizes for the trouble and tells the bartender to get me a drink.

Yep, that's my favourite ubergirl-type, too. Don't need to see the muscles to believe in her strength Thanks for the little story, it's awesome

The fact that both Emma and Danica (maybe Avril?) have short fused tempers would make them even more dangerous/exciting to be around

I've always had a thing for petite, powerful girls, too. I've never really gone for the big Amazon types with overinflated cartoon boobs.

You know you can put images in the story library stuff. its not that hard. Its pretty impressive what you can do there.

maybe instead of forum posts you can do that there.

not cricizing you for doing these as forums-but the library has a little more permenece to it if that makes sence.

But these are a lot of fun-not just as images but the stories themselves are well worth reading. the Kate upton one in particular had a good sence of belivability to it. You have a good way of making ubergirl stories that sound plausable. I look forward to seeing moe.

my two cents

Castor

www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nascar/201...p-brickyard/2587793/
Danica and Ricky are living love in the fast lane


Nate Ryan, USA TODAY Sports 12:48 a.m. EDT July 26, 2013


NASCAR's first couple open up about their seamless, silly and syrupy romance on and off the track. She's cussing a bit less; he's dressing better.


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(Photo: Mark J. Rebilas, USA TODAY Sports)


Story Highlights
NASCAR's First Couple might seem odd only because their relationship has been so ordinary
The arrangement might be working well because there hasn't been much of an on-track rivalry
Competitive spirit is a cornerstone of Patrick's and Stenhouse's relationship

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ALTON BAY, N.H. — In a secluded bar at the rear of Sandy Point Restaurant, concern crosses Danica Patrick's face as she glances at her boyfriend.

During a two-hour dinner of loving wisecracks and gushing compliments at this lobster house on the bucolic shores of Lake Winnipesaukee, here is what counts for an awkward moment with auto racing's most famous pairing.

"We don't have utensils," Patrick says, staring blankly at a plate of mozzarella sticks.

"Why do you need those? You're supposed to use your hands," Ricky Stenhouse Jr. says with a devilish pause. "You want me to feed it to you?"

She smiles. "Yeah, baby."

NASCAR's First Couple might seem odd only because their relationship has been so ordinary despite the extraordinary circumstances.

Patrick and Stenhouse are battling for Sprint Cup rookie of the year on the track, but away from the spotlight, they have built a caring yet competitive relationship around screwball comedies, high-end shopping excursions and competitive rounds of golf.

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They somehow have managed dating and racing each other seamlessly — well except for those two instances in which they slammed into each other at full speed.

"I guess it has been a little easier than we thought," Patrick tells USA TODAY Sports in their first extended sit-down as a couple. "It is unique. It is different. But you just can't pick when love happens and with whom."

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In this case, romance has blossomed at the most critical juncture of Patrick's career — her rookie season in NASCAR's premier series.

As the circuit moves to Indianapolis Motor Speedway for Sunday's Brickyard 400, Patrick is 27th in points with one top-10 finish this season, while Stenhouse is 21st. Although her mass marketing appeal has guaranteed sponsorship for years regardless of results, Patrick admits that she must start improving.

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"I'm not really in transition anymore," she says. "Most of the (series) I'd been in for a long time, I was like, 'One more year, two more years. Don't rock the boat, do the best you can.' Now I'm like, 'Holy crap, I've got to make this right.' (Sprint Cup) is it for me, you know? It needs to be better because I'm not waiting for the next thing. This is it. Or there won't be a next thing."

Yet it's been mostly sunshine and roses away from the track for Patrick, who revealed her Stenhouse news in January, two months after announcing the end of her seven-year marriage. It initially seemed the NASCAR universe might implode from the virtually unprecedented pairing, but the glare faded quickly.

When Patrick accidentally spun Stenhouse at New Hampshire Motor Speedway two weeks ago, it hardly caused a stir aside from the most popular woman in motor sports joking to Jay Leno on The Tonight Show that she "did sleep on the couch that night." There have been no wisecracks from fellow drivers or scandal-sheet headlines about their unusual union — not that it matters to the couple.

"It's not that we really care what people say," Patrick says. "I didn't think about it a ton. Maybe a little bit. But I think people mostly were just happy for us."

Says ESPN analyst and 1999 champion Dale Jarrett: "They're probably extremely happy that it's become a non-issue. As much attention as Danica gets, you wonder why there isn't as much on the relationship, but a lot of it probably goes to the fact that neither one of them said, 'This is what we're all about.' They've said, 'We're here to do our jobs as race car drivers,' so I think that maybe everyone said, 'OK, they don't want to talk about it anywhere past this, and we're not going to get much more out of it,' so it became a non-issue, and I think that's the way it should be."

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Though they've kept their feelings low profile, it isn't because they are playing it cool. On the contrary, Patrick and Stenhouse have been virtually inseparable, even during their daily crossfit training routines. At the track, they use one motor home for living and sleeping quarters and the other for Patrick's noted culinary skills ("D's Diner" or "Café D" as Stenhouse has dubbed it).

"Does it worry me at all being together so much? No, because we're worse apart," Patrick says. "We're much better together."

"I mean, we're apart for at least four hours on Sundays," Stenhouse jokes.

"But I'm still as close as anyone can get to him that whole time," Patrick says.

The arrangement might be working well because there hasn't been much of an on-track rivalry or consistent success to attract the spotlight's glare. While Stenhouse contended for a victory at Kansas and has been in the hunt for a Chase for the Sprint Cup bid, he also is currently ranked 21st in points and still seeking his first top 10. So is Patrick whose results have faded since starting the season as the first female Sprint Cup pole-sitter and the first woman to lead the Daytona 500.
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Danica Patrick (10) and Ricky Stenhouse Jr. (17) are battling for Sprint Cup rookie of the year on the track.(Photo: Mark J. Rebilas, USA TODAY Sports)


Maybe it works simply because "they both seem extremely happy," Tony Stewart tells USA TODAY Sports. The three-time champion has fielded cars for both — the No. 10 Chevrolet for Patrick in Cup and USAC sprint cars for Stenhouse. "I've been around Ricky a lot longer than I've been around Danica, but Ricky seems the happiest I've ever seen him, and that's definitely the happiest I've ever seen Danica," Stewart says. "It seems like everything is going really, really well."

STENHOUSE: Comfortable as Danica's other half

So how far along are Patrick and Stenhouse in their relationship? Well, they've met the parents, they're buying each other clothes and they've entered into various stages of cohabitation and compromise. (Patrick is using slightly fewer vulgarities; Stenhouse is drinking slightly more wine.) But the adoring and devoted bond hasn't prompted any talk of wedding bells in the near future (though they toyed with pranking the news media with a photo tweet in front of a Las Vegas chapel).

"We're enjoying it," Stenhouse says.

"But if you continue to enjoy it for long enough," Patrick adds, "then it's just common law in some states."

CROWDED HOUSE

Patrick, 31, spends much of her free time with Stenhouse in the Lake Norman area about 20 miles north of Charlotte at a house where her boyfriend rents a bedroom from his accountant, Ehren Hull.

She keeps her belongings on the floor of a spare room that holds Stenhouse's racing simulator, which serves as a hanger for some of her clothes.

"See, that's how much this is true love," Patrick laughs.

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She doesn't seem to be bothered that Stenhouse, who has been looking to buy a large tract of land for a cattle ranch and motocross track, also shares a residence with a family of four (including two young children).

"It's fun with a whole bunch of people," Patrick says.

The scene is markedly different when they stay at Patrick's River North condo in Chicago. Stenhouse, 25, accompanies his girlfriend on shopping trips to Barneys New York, Lululemon Athletica and other Magnificent Mile stores.

Her favorite? "All of them," says Stenhouse, sitting patiently at dinner while Patrick giggles her way through sharing an email meme about being a young woman in Chicago: "Show the world you're a girl who's self-worthy of $80 yoga pants."

Shortly after ordering (one-pound king baked stuffed lobsters for each, with glazed carrots for Patrick and potato wedges for Stenhouse), Patrick frets about asking for a black napkin.

"Let's keep that in my inner monologue," she says. "What's that Will Ferrell skit about how to train a dog? The dog won't eat his food, and he's like, 'Oh, I'm sorry, The Palm was full tonight. It's going to be the Alpo.'"

"She knows all of Will Ferrell's Saturday Night Live lines," says Stenhouse, noting the couple gave two thumbs up to a screening of Grown Ups 2 a night earlier.

DEAL MAKING

The topic switches to their mismatched sense of fashion and Patrick's high-falutin tastes. "I'm pretty sure that 80% of the time he looks at my outfit and goes, 'I don't get it,'" she laughs. Stenhouse is slightly embarrassed to be wearing a $75 James Perse T-shirt bought for him by Patrick.
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While Danica Patrick enjoys the high fashion found in Chicago's Magnificent Mile stores, she has taken to wearing cowboy boots as well since dating Ricky Stenhouse Jr.(Photo: Brian Spurlock, USA TODAY Sports)

"Are you kidding me? I grew up wearing free racing T-shirts," Stenhouse says. "What's wrong with still wearing them?"

There's a similar kind of deal making when it comes to wine. Stenhouse grudgingly imbibes to keep his significant other happy during wine pairings of 15-course meals, such as her birthday dinner at Providence restraurant in Los Angeles.

"I can drink some white now and then, but I don't really like it," Stenhouse says. "I just drink it more so that when I kiss her, it's not that bad."

These seem like major concessions for a native of Olive Branch, Miss., who "can live on Sweet Tarts. I'm pretty sure my body turns them into protein."

But aside from attending fewer dirt-track races, Stenhouse says life with Patrick hasn't changed too much.

"I hang out with a bunch of girls now, but other than that," he laughs, then pauses. "No, I don't really think there's anything different."

"So I'm awesome?" Patrick asks.

"Pretty much," he says.

MEETING THE PARENTS

She isn't very good at golf, which she is trying to master so she can join her guy (who has played regularly since his freshman year of high school) more often on the links.

Stenhouse's handicap is about 8. Patrick's? "My temper."

That doesn't stop her from vowing to take a round off Stenhouse "in a couple of years," particularly when he agrees to let her shoot from the women's tees.

"Baby, if it means winning, I'll take it," she says. "You want to handicap me in the car and give me 20 extra horsepower because I'm a girl, that's fine, too."

Competitive spirit is a cornerstone of the relationship, as Patrick also brags about making up a 20-second deficit to finish 45 seconds ahead of Stenhouse in a four-round CrossFit workout.

But there also are signs of yielding by Patrick, who wears cowboy boots and hats and has learned to cook liver mush for Stenhouse.

"I drink a lot less wine, and I don't swear as much," she says.

"Yeah, my mom doesn't like it," says Stenhouse, who warned Patrick before their first trip to Mississippi.

There was another family outing last month with both sets of parents at Kentucky Speedway, where the drivers made use of the extra space in two motor homes to house their relatives for cookouts and golf.

"Meeting the parents is the easiest," Stenhouse jokes. "Let's be honest: Parents like me."

Says Patrick: "Parents are worried about me and wonder, 'What's she really like?' Then they realize I'm sweet. I take care of you."

That was evident as the couple strode out of the empty restaurant in New Hampshire, and an employee called out, "Good luck racing this weekend, Danica!"

"You know Ricky's racing Sunday, too," she counters. "You can root for him!"

Stenhouse smiles sheepishly, but the support is something he appreciates, particularly after qualifying.

"Either she's trying to get me to laugh, or I'm trying to get her to laugh," he says. "Generally, it seems like one of us has a good mood or a bad mood."

"What am I like in a bad mood?" Patrick asks.

"Wonderful," Stenhouse replies without missing a beat.

"That's why we're going to make it, honey," Patrick says with a smile.

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Danica Patrick and Ricky Stenhouse Jr. came onto the Nationwide Series circuit together, in 2010."We got along from the very beginning,"Patrick says of Stenhouse.

Danica Patrick and Ricky Stenhouse Jr. came onto the Nationwide Series circuit together, in 2010."We got along from the very beginning,"Patrick says of Stenhouse. Rainier Ehrhardt, Getty Images

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Ricky Stenhouse Jr. who won the past two Nationwide titles. Danica Patrick finished 10th and won the most popular driver award on that circuit in 2012.






Danica Patrick and Ricky Stenhouse will compete against each other on the Sprint Cup circuit this season. Each will be a candidate for rookie of the year.






Danica Patrick (7) battles Ricky Stenhouse Jr. (6) and Mike Wallace (01) for position on the backstretch during the Drive4COPD 300 at Daytona International Speedway in 2010.






Danica Patrick jokes with Tony Eury Jr. (right) and Ricky Stenhouse Jr. during qualifying for the Nationwide Series race in Concord, N.C., May 26, 2012.






Danica Patrick runs past Ricky Stenhouse Jr. before practice for Saturday's History 300 Nationwide Series race in Concord, N.C., May 24, 2012.






Danica Patrick and Ricky Stenhouse raced in the Nationwide Series' inaugural event at Indianapolis Motor Speedway, in May 2012. She finished 35th; he was ninth.






Danica Patrick and Ricky Stenhouse Jr. shared time with fans before a race at Iowa Speedway on May 19, 2012 in Newton, Iowa.






Danica Patrick, left, and Ricky Stenhouse Jr. share a laugh before practice for the NASCAR Nationwide Series race at Indianapolis Motor Speedway on July 26, 2012.






Danica Patrick (7) and Ricky Stenhouse Jr. (6) race side by side during the NASCAR Nationwide Series STP 300 at Chicagoland Speedway on June 4, 2011.






Danica Patrick, left, said of Ricky Stenhouse Jr. last July, "He's just protective and nice, a really good friend."






Danica Patrick (7) and Ricky Stenhouse Jr. (6) both crashed in their first NASCAR Nationwide Series event, the Drive4COPD 300 at Daytona International Speedway on Feb. 13, 2010.






Ricky Stenhouse Jr., right, chopped his mullet because Danica Patrick suggested it. Patrick wrote a note to Stenhouse crew chief Mike Kelly stating: "Please let Ricky cut the mullet. He's much hotter with a nice, clean cut."






Danica Patrick, left, talks with Ricky Stenhouse Jr. on pit road during qualifying for a NASCAR Nationwide series race at Texas Motor Speedway on Nov. 3, 2012.

castor wrote: You know you can put images in the story library stuff. its not that hard. Its pretty impressive what you can do there.

maybe instead of forum posts you can do that there.

not cricizing you for doing these as forums-but the library has a little more permenece to it if that makes sence.

But these are a lot of fun-not just as images but the stories themselves are well worth reading. the Kate upton one in particular had a good sence of belivability to it. You have a good way of making ubergirl stories that sound plausable. I look forward to seeing moe.

Thanks, but I didn't think the thread on Kate Upton qualified as it was pretty short. I don't really have the time to write a full fledged story. By the way, I added a small detail to the end of the Upton article.

I can easily imagine Danica as the bouncer in the above scenario, as she is often pictured with her no nonsense "race face" expression I went ahead and took your suggestion to submit the bouncer scenario as a short story named Danica The Bouncer. However, I don't know when I will be able to finish it.



plus in other pictures you can see that she has some pretty impressive biceps.

A picture showing the size difference between Emma Roberts and her boyfriend.

Apparently, size didn't matter as he still got his ass whooped.

I wonder how many policemen it took to arrest her? I imagine she agreed to be arrested, otherwise numerous policemen might have been tossed through the air like that scene from The Sarah Connor Chronicles where the terminator tosses policemen into a pool, or the fight scene in The Fifth Element where Leeloo beats up big aliens

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That first pic of Emma is really good.

You know how Clark Kent is always acting so wimpy to throw us off the scent? Clip is of Carly Rae Jepsen acting completely powerless. In reality, I like her more now. Dealt with this in a humorous way.

4'9"
Shawn Johnson

4'10"
Kristin Chenoweth

4'11"
Melissa Rauch

5'0"
Kristen Bell
Kourtney Kardashian
Danni Minogue
Kylie Minogue
Roxanne Pallette
Hayden Panettiere
AnnaSophia Robb
Olesya Rulin
Shakira

5'1"
Rachel Bilson
Emilia Clarke
Carrie Fisher
Vanessa Hudgens
Carly Rae Jepsen
Anna Kendrick
Tara Lipinski
McKayla Maroney
Lea Michele
Ellen Page
Danica Patrick
Jorgie Porter
Emma Roberts
Jamie Salé
Alicia Sacramone
Lisa Schwartz
Shannon Woodward


5'2"
Christina Aguilera
Lisa Bonet
Amanda Coetzer
Rachel Leigh Cook
Elisa Cuthbert
Shannen Doherty
Isla Fisher
Megan Fox
Nelly Furtado
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Ariana Grande
Lucy Hale
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Susanna Hoffs
Olivia Holt
Felicity Jones
Kristin Kreuk
Avril Lavigne
Lucy Liu
Eva Longoria
Josie Loren
Kate Mara
Laura Marano
Jillian Michaels
Emily Osment
Rachel Stevens
Reese Witherspoon

I may have missed some. I purposely left out full figured shorties such as Kim Kardashian and Salma Hayek because this fantasy is about little wisps of a girl demolishing you in a ring.

I thought Ice Road Trucker Lisa Kelly was in this group but, the only height Google showed was a towering 5'5". Google gave several different heights for some gals. Megan Fox was listed as 5'2" or 5'4". Shakira was listed as 5'0" or 5'3".

I would love to challenge one of these tiny powerhouses on the wrestling mat, even though they would probably have me pinned within 20 seconds. I can imagine them joining the high school wrestling team and defeating 6'0", 200 pound wrestlers with ease.

I love 'angry' short girls, I guess Bernadette (from big bang, falls under the full figured cat? lost here real name for a moment, but I'm pretty sure it's not in there.)

I'm still hoping she shows up in True Blood again, all vamped up to get even with the tall red head girl.

clipfreak wrote: I love 'angry' short girls, I guess Bernadette (from big bang, falls under the full figured cat?

Good find!

Melissa Rauch. I wasn't aware of her. I'm sure there are a lot of other petite celebrities I haven't mentioned.

I Googled her picture and, while she is well endowed, her body style seems petite enough to fit into this group so, I added her to the above list. Watching a petite 4'11" girl completely dominate a large WWE wrestler would be awesome.

Smiling, hands confidently resting on her hips as she waits for you to try to make a wrestling move. You don't realize that she will soon be holding you in a headlock while nonchalantly chatting to a friend on the phone

Future undefeated State Wrestling champ in the heavyweight class...all 5'0", 100 pounds of her

Don't let her small stature fool you. You don't stand a chance against Mckayla, Weights most men struggle to clean and jerk, she uses to perform effortless one arm curls.

Pretty cool thread you have going Newshound! I'm a big fan of the smaller, more petite women becoming endowed with incredible strength too. Here's one of my favorites: Thea Trinidad. All 4'11, 100 pounds of her



I would love to see those fingers tearing the steel strands as if they were nothing more than cobwebs!

Stronger than she looks. A lot stronger.



A friend and I were at a club listening to a band when from out of nowhere this tiny girl came up and slammed her fist into my stomach, sending me down on one knee. My friend came to my side to help me up when she grabbed him by the shirt collar and his belt. I watched as she wheeled around and flung him into a drywall with such force that he busted through it completely and landed in a heap. Before I could get to my feet, she bent over and grabbed the back of my shirt collar and lifted me to my feet. She then started slamming my head against the drywall repeatedly until she finally punched a hole in the wall with my head.

By then two bouncers arrived to see what the commotion was. These two burly guys grabbed her from behind but, she was still strong enough to fling me though the hole made by my friend. I landed on top of him and just lay there in a daze. She then went to town on the two bouncers, knocking one unconcious and throwing the other one over the bar. By the time the police and the ambulance arrived, she was long gone.

We never did find out why she decided to beat us up. We didn't even know her and weren't making any trouble. All we could figure was that she was a mean bitch and just felt like kicking someone's ass. We think that she just used me and my friend to create a commotion and that her real targets were the bouncers. We just suffered cuts and bruises because the drywall had a lot of give to it. The bouncers and an off duty police officer who tried to help them all suffered broken bones and concussions. Here is a picture of her released by the police taken in the bar shortly before she kicked our asses. If you see her, give her a wide berth.



As a sidenote, I read that two police officers were severely beaten later that night after stopping an "unidentified suspect or suspects" about a half mile away from the club. I heard a rumor that the officers were found handcuffed naked to the bumper of their patrol car with their own handcuffs. I wouldn't be surprised if the police weren't releasing the identity of the "suspect or suspects" in order to avoid the embarrassment of having to admit that two of their finest had the crap beaten out of them by a five foot tall girl.

Berkhart wrote: Pretty cool thread you have going Newshound! I'm a big fan of the smaller, more petite women becoming endowed with incredible strength too. Here's one of my favorites: Thea Trinidad. All 4'11, 100 pounds of her

Yah, although this thread's fantasy is about thin, petite girls, I'm a huge fan of "thick" petite girls like that! Thanks for telling me about her. Although, to be completely honest, I usually fantasize about these girls with thick bodies as being just as tall as I am or taller. I really like big, strong girls but, that's a different fantasy than the petite girls I listed above.

I think it started with Charlene Tilton back in her "Dallas" days. I loved her thick build. Others with similar thick physiques are Hayden Panettiere, Danielle Fishel and Hilary Duff. Hilary Duff looks particularly awesome now at the age of 26. She looks like she could lift a truck over her head with one arm!

Newshound wrote:

Berkhart wrote: Pretty cool thread you have going Newshound! I'm a big fan of the smaller, more petite women becoming endowed with incredible strength too. Here's one of my favorites: Thea Trinidad. All 4'11, 100 pounds of her

Yah, although this thread's fantasy is about thin, petite girls, I'm a huge fan of "thick" petite girls like that! Thanks for telling me about her. Although, to be completely honest, I usually fantasize about these girls with thick bodies as being just as tall as I am or taller. I really like big, strong girls but, that's a different fantasy than the petite girls I listed above.

Good point, I understand what you're saying. The slender, lithe shorties are quite perfect for these fantasies too