Kristen Bell

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As someone who watches Veronica Mars regularly on tv, I think that Ms. Bell would make an excellent superwoman.

She sure rings my bell!

Except for the fact that her legs were digitally stretched 4 inches for this manip.

Excellent work by joshmc over at Heromorph!

I took some minor liberties with joshmc's picture (link at bottom) to pose the following question.

What if Kara has just arrived on Earth and she wants to
establish herself as the equal of her older cousin, at least in the
eyes of the public and any criminals who think she'd be a pushover.
One way to bring everyone up to speed in a hurry would be to make
sure the News cameras caught her defeating a criminal in a dramatic way.

They are used to Superman, and used to equating his very masculine
superpowers of extreme strength and invulernabilty with all that
muscle. Now we have a mini-skirted, teenage girl who wears that big 'S' abit differently.

One way would be to stage a crime scene like the one on the top of
that building in Superman Returns where Superman walked into that
rotating barrel machine gun, the bullets bouncing everywhere off that
'S' symbol and super-hard chest.

Except she'd walk into TWO of those guns firing at the same time. And
the bullets would ricochet in very different ways depending what they
hit. And after dazzling everyone by surviving the incredible violence
and fireworks of walking into those mini-guns, and the bad guy was
going to shoot her in the eye like in the movie, she'd stick her
slender finger in the barrel of his handgun to stop him while telling him that she is Superman's cousin. (All for the cameras of course.)

Hollywood would never do such a scene, but imagine the way this would
instantly send a message to everyone on the planet that she wasn't to
be taken lightly.

Can anyone in the group think of an even better stunt for her to
publicly perform to bring everyone on Earth 'up to speed' on her
abilities? So they don't underestimate her, being a girl and all.

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Shadar

Hmm... PETA's sexiest vegetarian playing uber good girl Supergirl. Somehow, that fits. And she had to beat out Batgirl Alicia Silverstone for the PETA title. Somehow, that also fits.

YAGS

I was going to create another mega-picture post for this blonde beauty, but I did a search and discovered there was already a thread about her (albeit a five year old thread). Well, here it is anyway. I actually never paid that much attention to her before, until I saw her in two movies recently: You Again and Burlesque . Not saying these are classics or anything, but she was hot in them, especially in Burlesque, where she played a bitchy brunette. And both movies got my superwoman fantasies going. In You Again, there’s a conflict between Kristen and (the also very hot) Odette Yustman , whose character Joanna, used to bully Marnie (Kristen’s character) back when they were in high school. Towards the end of the movie, after Marnie has humiliated Joanna at her wedding rehearsal dinner and ruined her wedding plans, they get into a fight. It’s not much – they basically throw a couple of plates at each other – but of course in my mind, I imagined them as über -babes throwing manhole covers, cars, trucks, bulldozers, etc. at each other. Now in Burlesque, Kristen plays Nikki, the star of this sexy musical revue at an L.A. nightclub run by Cher. But then along comes Ali, played by Christina Aguilera , who steals Nikki’s thunder and takes her place as the top girl in the show. Well, nothing really physical happens between them – mostly just catty comments, but again, with a little imagination, I saw them as having super-powers and having an all out, super-powered brawl. Ok, now on to the pix.







Here’s Kristen floating in the Atlantic during Hurricane Irene without a care in the world.





To show all those who doubt her awesome strength, Kristen decides to single-handedly rip a tree out by the roots in front of some paparazzi.












All it takes is a little push, and the walls come a tumblin’ down.



Here, Kristen inhales VX nerve gas that was unleashed by nasty terrorists. She then holds the gas in her lungs and flies off to find the terrorists so she can blow it right back in their faces.









I imagine her effortlessly smashing through this brickwall, leaving a perfect outline of her sexy body.







Screencaps from Burlesque












This look of surprise came after Kristen discovered a new super-power. A big, ugly bug is crawling on the wall. Kristen freaks out, when, all of a sudden, two red laser beams shoot from her pretty blue eyes and *zap!* the bug gets fried. Whoa!



















Kristen Bell fansite

I loved her in Veronica Mars.

She would make a great Batgirl, or Black Canary.

Funny thing is she is set to play Supergirl in an upcoming spoof movie that features a bunch of skits ala "Kentucky Fried Movie" or "Amazon Women on the Moon". Not sure when it comes out -- I think next year -- but she plays Supergirl in some speed dating skit in it I believe.

ElF

yep you're right. It's called Movie 43 .

Here's a clip where she talks about Burlesque and Movie 43.