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Teuser's Formula
02 Mar 2005 08:48 #334
by lojack
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Yay! 
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04 Jan 2018 06:11 #58009
by Monty
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I'd (almost) forgotten about Ivana, Claire and Lynne from all those years ago. I really like the real-life grittiness to Teuser's Formula - it reads as though it is set in the East End of London with people getting on with the day-to-day 'life's a bitch' humdrum, but with a great life-changing twist for some very lucky ladies. 
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04 Jan 2018 15:21 #58013
by AuGoose
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I feel like Kelly's got some catching up to do... but school ought to be like fish in a barrel for her 
. I had hoped she'd get a bigger dose than the others, but it looks like she's right around on par for Teuser's more deliberate applications.
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04 Jan 2018 16:15 #58014
by conceptfan
As for Kelly and her empowerment, stay tuned...
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Thanks my golden friend. I've commissioned some research and it turns out the volume of the initial dosage is pretty much irrelevant. Just a few molecules will trigger the key chain reaction in the host. A massive dose would only serve to speed up the process slightly (and leave less formula in the jar....) That's according to top, top scientists anyway. It's all a bit beyond me (clearly)...AuGoose wrote: I feel like Kelly's got some catching up to do... but school ought to be like fish in a barrel for her
As for Kelly and her empowerment, stay tuned...
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04 Jan 2018 22:20 #58020
by AuGoose
In high school I proposed the existence of the 'chick-N particle' - a sub-atomic component of nearly all terrestrial matter. While present in nearly everything to a greater or lesser degree, 'N particles appeared to be exceptionally concentrated in chickens. It could however be dispersed by various sauces.
Ingestion as a vector should cut down on accidental contamination. A strong wiff might still do it, wet mucus membranes having a pretty similar relationship with body chemistry as the tongue. Still, one good kitchen accident and the contamination could reach hundreds... But who? The difference between dosing a hole-in-the-wall fish and chips shack vs. the catering truck for a movie premier gala is pretty dramatic.
Replied by AuGoose on topic Teuser's Formula
Oh, and everything never tried before tastes a bit like chicken...
In high school I proposed the existence of the 'chick-N particle' - a sub-atomic component of nearly all terrestrial matter. While present in nearly everything to a greater or lesser degree, 'N particles appeared to be exceptionally concentrated in chickens. It could however be dispersed by various sauces
.Ingestion as a vector should cut down on accidental contamination. A strong wiff might still do it, wet mucus membranes having a pretty similar relationship with body chemistry as the tongue. Still, one good kitchen accident and the contamination could reach hundreds... But who? The difference between dosing a hole-in-the-wall fish and chips shack vs. the catering truck for a movie premier gala is pretty dramatic.
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05 Jan 2018 01:47 #58022
by conceptfan
Replied by conceptfan on topic Teuser's Formula
I think you've stumbled across the missing piece of the 'unified theory' puzzle.AuGoose wrote: In high school I proposed the existence of the 'chick-N particle' - a sub-atomic component of nearly all terrestrial matter. While present in nearly everything to a greater or lesser degree, 'N particles appeared to be exceptionally concentrated in chickens. It could however be dispersed by various sauces
A few drops up the nose would do it for sure. As for accidents, well you could hardly call Teuser a safe pair of hands at the moment. Like you say, though, so much would depend on where and when....AuGoose wrote: Ingestion as a vector should cut down on accidental contamination. A strong wiff might still do it, wet mucus membranes having a pretty similar relationship with body chemistry as the tongue. Still, one good kitchen accident and the contamination could reach hundreds... But who? The difference between dosing a hole-in-the-wall fish and chips shack vs. the catering truck for a movie premier gala is pretty dramatic.
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05 Jan 2018 03:28 #58024
by Dru1076
Replied by Dru1076 on topic Teuser's Formula
To be honest, this wouldn't be my first pick of stories I would've liked to see updated next.
So...I sure am glad nobody asked me, cuz this story is great. Thanks CF.
I look forward to seeing where the misadventures of Teuser lead him and the world he lives in. Especially loved the gym scene BTW.
So...I sure am glad nobody asked me, cuz this story is great. Thanks CF.
I look forward to seeing where the misadventures of Teuser lead him and the world he lives in. Especially loved the gym scene BTW.
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05 Jan 2018 11:49 #58027
by Woodclaw
I think that the whole tastes like chicken idea is a bit of a myth. I've tried a few unusual meats so far and I've never run into anything that really tasted likje chicken. Heck even rooster meat doesn't taste like chicken. My idea is that cooking has a big part in how prevalent the particle is: bad cooking tend to enhance its presence giving every kind of meat the same bland and tasteless flavour.
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AuGoose wrote:
Oh, and everything never tried before tastes a bit like chicken...
In high school I proposed the existence of the 'chick-N particle' - a sub-atomic component of nearly all terrestrial matter. While present in nearly everything to a greater or lesser degree, 'N particles appeared to be exceptionally concentrated in chickens. It could however be dispersed by various sauces
I think that the whole tastes like chicken idea is a bit of a myth. I've tried a few unusual meats so far and I've never run into anything that really tasted likje chicken. Heck even rooster meat doesn't taste like chicken. My idea is that cooking has a big part in how prevalent the particle is: bad cooking tend to enhance its presence giving every kind of meat the same bland and tasteless flavour.
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07 Jan 2018 16:50 - 07 Jan 2018 16:56 #58056
by AuGoose
(if only because we'd need a whole separate set of world records for the new demigoddesses... Don't want to hurt the boys' feelings too much knowing they're pathetically inferior to the ladies in every sport.)
. A mystery needing to be explored... for SCIENCE!
Honestly, if there's ever any kind of vague public awareness of the power the succubi are gaining, I imagine its gonna be half wanna-be groupies, half international arms race. The real question is will Teuser's formula be lost somehow during the upheaval?
Replied by AuGoose on topic Teuser's Formula
Yes, we certainly wouldn't want any ...disasters... among an entire legion of fit, beautiful women. To lose so many international sports figures to the mysterious succubus syndrome would be just horrible. Horrible, I say.slim36 wrote: The Teuser-apocalypse could result if the formula was somehow introduced into the food supply service for cafeterias or restaurants. Imagine the disaster if this got into the food at Olympic village.
(if only because we'd need a whole separate set of world records for the new demigoddesses... Don't want to hurt the boys' feelings too much knowing they're pathetically inferior to the ladies in every sport.)
With widespread distribution scenarios, you kind of have to wonder what effects the formula might have on males. Maybe they smell extra tasty to affected women or they're primed so they transfer the entirety of their essence with a single blowjob. Fast food for the ladiesconceptfan wrote: It's a lovely thought Slim. Personally, I love a nightmare scenario, but let's hope that Teuser acts carefully and responsibly...
. A mystery needing to be explored... for SCIENCE!Honestly, if there's ever any kind of vague public awareness of the power the succubi are gaining, I imagine its gonna be half wanna-be groupies, half international arms race
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