want some boar's head?

then Im youre goto guy! And I'm not talking one of those fake meat guys that work at Safeway. A real man's butcher! Best cuts around, just ask for me! wanna know more about me? well I'm from the Apple and like the JETS. J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets!! A big fan of hot girls, female fighting and wrestling as well as comic books and saw a plug for this place at another site. I gotta big mouth so I'm told but it goes with living in NY so fair warning cause I aint afraid to use it. I hate people who are jerkoffs so dont be one!

marty

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So, Marty... I was in my local butcher's this morning, and there was a queue right out of the door. Worse than that, it was moving incredibly slowly. When it finally got to be my turn, I noticed that there was only one guy - the boss - serving. No wonder it took so long. Anyway, I asked the butcher what had happened to the young man he employed to help out.

"I had to sack him" he told me.
"Why?"
"'Cos he kept putting his pr*ck in the bacon slicer."
"Flipping heck! What did you do with the bacon slicer?"
















"Oh, I sacked her, too."

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Damn ... The link I attached to that message didn't get through.

Let's try again:

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no, jerky! you aint got one letter even write!

marty

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Damn ... The link I attached to that message didn't get through.

Let's try again:

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