Attempt at humour

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was harraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his right eye.







Thought this might be appropriate for these forums. If you don't like it, well, it's Monday morning and I've got a cup final victory of a hangover...

I heard a similar joke involving an American woman, an English woman and an Italian woman talking at a coffee shop. Its sexest more towards females. You might have heard it.

What's the difference between light and hard ?






























You can fall asleep with a light on.

Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one'a dem would'a seen it.


Well....'round here....they probably meant to do that.

:roll:

Love,
-White Paw

A man goes out every Saturday morning and flies model airplanes until
1 pm. One day, he doesn't come home until 6.

"Where the hell have you been" demands his angry wife.

"Honey I am really sorry. I left the field at the usual time, but on the way home there was this really pretty girl with a flat tire. I stopped and changed it for her. Well one thing led to another and we ended up in
a motel room. I am really, really sorry and I promise that it will never happen again."

"Don't give me any of that BS. You stayed and flew model airplanes all afternoon, didn't you!"

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

Man walks into a bar, orders a triple brandy and as he's knocking it back he says to the barman "You know, I really shouldn't be having this with what I've got."

"What have you got?" asks the concerned Barman.


"No money".

How can you tell that you are really getting old?








When you stop going to Hooters because you don't like the food there!