The Power of Soju

After being cheated on again, poor Jin-Hee spent the night drowning her sorrows. Somehow though, this particular bottle of soju tasted a bit...different. Every gulp seemed to intensify the effect, until she realized:



"I don't feel sad anymore. How curious. In fact...in fact, I feel GREAT. SUPER even! This is amazing! My body has become so strong...strong enough to lift a person with one hand....no, not just a person, but a car too! Oh...oh my...why, I feel so powerful now that I could even lift a whole mountain with my pinky finger!

Hmmmmmm, I'm drunk, super powerful, and pissed off; I wonder who gets to be the first person to see the new and improved Jin-Hee!"

where might i be able to find this? it has amazing potential

LOL! I used to drink that stuff every weekend when I was stationed in Korea. One of its ingredients is formaldehyde.

Glad you liked it Superlover. Unfortunately this is only a short vignette, but it could be fun to expand on it a bit in the future!