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Mysterious surfing superwoman

05 Mar 2023 18:48 #76619 by slim36
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Online video has emerged portraying a cave dwelling supermodel surfing/fitness instructor.   She emerges from a cave to check the surf conditions and carry her surfboard.   she stands on a hilltop to attract lightning then basks in the sun in her power girl styled one piece to store impossible amounts of energy..  the solar recharge is topped  off with gentle pirouettes of her slender statuesque body.   Next she jogs down the beach to meet her students.  Then she is on the surfboard in the  water.   Is the class ready for 2 tsunami waves?
Apparently not she appears to be frustrated with the loss of another class, falling to her knees in the sand.   However in stoic superwomen fashion she must go on, producing fresh promo shots for the next class.    Just as mysteriously she vanishes back into the rocky seaside cave.

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unclear if this is just an art fashion film or an actual danger to would be surfing students.    It's a reminder to be careful in your online activities.     Nevertheless a memorial fund has been opened.    Please send your Google gift card donations to the_lost_surfers at ocean abyss dot com.     Enroll for surfing classes at super_model_surf_class at onewaytrip dot com.
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05 Mar 2023 20:02 - 05 Mar 2023 20:03 #76622 by shadar
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She's gorgeous (and gorgeously shot) for a regular model. As if any model is "regular".

But if they were making this for surfers, they'd just laugh. You need serious back, shoulder and arm muscles to paddle out all the time, and very strong legs. Surfer girls can be gorgeous, but the real ones don't look much like this. 

But then, from a fantasy perspective, if she was superstrong, she wouldn't need much visible muscle. 

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05 Mar 2023 20:27 #76623 by slim36
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It's likely a trap for unwary tourists.   A chance for private lessons with a supermodel instructor. The beautiful promo photos and video cause many to ignore the red flags: untraceable payments,  the beautiful isolated lagoon that locals avoid.

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