Mommy?

I had been away at college for several months and I had just come to a big family reunion. I couldn't believe my eyes, i knew my mom had joined a gym and this was the frst time I'd seen her and wow! She was HUGE! and all solid rock hard muscle! She had tight shorts and a small sleeveless shirt and her biceps were exploding out of it. My dad, who's a big guy himself, tho out of shape had a few too many beers and became very obnoxious. My mom tried to tell him to slow down and he yelled "Nobody tells me what to do!" It then escalated and my dad actually raised up his fists at my mom and said let's go. He took a wild swing and missed and then my mom hit him with a cruching, thunderous right cross and he was out cold, where did she learn to punch like Mike Tyson? She picked him up (easily) and carried him into the house, but before that she flexed her right arm and asked anyone else at the party, "Anybody else whatsome of this?" All the guys looked down and were quiet. Later that day mymom asked me, what do you think of my mucles, I rubbed them and said. they're fantastic! Anybody else out there wish they had a super muscular mom?

Anybody else out there wish they had a super muscular mom?

I'm not one to insult another person's fantasy, but the answer to your question is no.

Except maybe Oedipus.

To borrow a phrase from Austin Powers, that type of thing's not my bag, man.

For that matter, muscular women are not my bag, either.

But there's a time and a place for such fantasies, and sites like this are probably it, as long as admin doesn't say otherwise. Just be sure to warn people in the title, as you did with this thread, when posting stuff like this. Some people might want the advance warning to avoid it.

YAGS

Could you even imagine what my mom's like um.... "normal"?

<bloodcurdling shudder>

The world ain't ready. Not even this one. Lovely vision of hell though. Thanks for the image. Now whom do I sue for the emotional trauma?

Joe, I think you might be in a minority of one round these parts with this one. As Oedipus' dad probably would have said "Over my dead body"...

Don't get me wrong, I'm stuck w--er...um...I love my ma, but NOT like that. My ma's more a state of mind. When she moved out of state...I didn't really mind.

How about this for a horror workshop theme. Oh @#$%^(_(*%%!!!
My Mother-in-Law just became Super!

Don't get me wrong, I'm stuck w--er...um...I love my ma, but NOT like that. My ma's more a state of mind. When she moved out of state...I didn't really mind.

Amen! we must have the same mother!