Written by Akane :: [Monday, 19 June 2017 20:34] Last updated by :: [Tuesday, 20 June 2017 20:04]
Name: Asami Kasuga
Age: 69 (Physically 20)
Born: October 8, 2645 in Tokyo, Japan
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Job: Renowned heroine, idol, teacher, scientist, engineer, lawyer, medic, fashion model, artist, entrepreneur and God of this Universe and many others.
Likes: Doing whatever I want when I want to!
Dislikes: The taste of broccoli, so much that I deleted that nasty vegetable from reality.
HELLO EVERYONE! It's your friendly Goddess and magical idol Asami Kasuga here! I decided to use a fraction of the unlimited time I dispose of to tell you all about my life day by day and maybe you all can get to know me better. I will update this blog whenever I feel like talking about me, I hope It's not a problem if I ramble too much. Oh, who am I kidding? You are dying to know more about me, who wouldn't? I'm only the most important person in the world, hahaha!
As you know, I'm an all-powerful protector of justice that spends the day saving the world and doing many good actions, nobody and nothing can beat me so it's really easy but even if sometimes it gets boring I still feel like I have done the right thing! I always use the correct power in a situation as life and physics bend at my will when I want to! You could call me a superheroine, but Goddess fits me better!
I was born in Tokyo, Japan, 600 years into the future, complicated? I mean, I understand it, not everyone is a living, walking encyclopedia and calculator like me. I was simply born in the future and I decided to live in the past because it is a simpler, less busy time, I like it here! I was born already with all my fantastic powers and by the time I was an adult I had already become the invincible Goddess you love with a passion, there's nothing I can't do! I can't even die or age so I might as well watch me being born in a few centuries, hahaha!
My powers: Super strength, speed, mind powers, invulnerability, everything that you like will get a spotlight in the next months, I hope you all follow me!
Until the next time, cuties <3
HI HI! Here I am again, Asami, your beautiful Goddess, protector of the Universe, yay! I see that the subscriber count on the blog has risen up from zero to tens of millions in a day, that's great, I didn't expect less, my blog was showcased even in the international news yesterday!
Many know this already but for those that aren't from Japan, I'm a well known academic researcher and professor in more than ten universities from here, I even teach children and teenagers at high school! Where do I get the time to do this you say? Oh I simply can be at many places at the same time! I'm that fast hahahaha! I can also process with ease any information I'm teaching and listen to all my pupils at the same time, the national academics level is many points higher now thanks to me! Hurray for me! Nobody knows how I can do it, but any pupil I teach always gets the best grades both in my class and the national tests, it doesn't matter if they aren't the sharpest tool in the shed, I always get them interested in studying! If you don't believe me, for the next 10.000 subscribers I will give private lessons and help them pass their tests for free!
I'll comment on the fruits of my research in the next entry, see ya <3
Hi again! Last time I was talking about academic stuff, well, that's not all! For those that don't know yet, I'm pretty smart, I wouldn't even say the most intelligent lifeform on Earth, as a matter of fact I have researched on that too and I found out that I'm the most intelligent being in the entire Universe! Not even the smartest species in the cosmos compare to my mighty intellect hahaha! Furthermore, if you added up all the IQ's in the Universe, the resulting number would still be a infinitesimal fraction of mine, isn't that great? I discovered the true origin of the Universe, how physics work on a perfect level that normal humans couldn't even start to comprehend and I'm confident that I know literally everything! My super senses and mind can pick up all the information that happens at any time, no matter how far I am from the stimulus, and understand it almost even before I receive it! It's hard to explain to normal humans but for someone like me that sees the future and the past with so much clearness, time and speed are merely suggestions.
Of course many people wonder why I don't use the powerhouse that is my brain to help mankind progress, well...that's partially the truth, I wouldn't want to push humanity to enlightenment that fast, the time I come from is already messy, I prefer you all to be more simple and approachable, people from my era are really strange in comparison to you! For now you will have to do with little things, in a few years I might release the cure for cancer. Oh! And don't forget that last year I gave you the perfect renewable energy source and flying cars! Hope you liked those!
If you were me, you would experience how exciting is to possess so much knowledge and having infinite data being processed in your head every second, a shame that no one except me can!
For now, Asami out <3
Hello little fans! I'm very happy to see that at least a quarter of the world's population is subscribed to this blog by now, I've been thinking about the reason for this, of course it is because I'm world famous and you think about my perfection all the time, but more concretely, I think it is because of the pictures of myself I post, hahaha, indeed, I simply needed to read the minds of everyone on Earth to understand it, you all love my body! And I mean, who wouldn't?
First you have my little 5' 2'' frame, I look petite but my body is the one of a sex goddess, I know for a fact that I'm objectively the hottest woman on Earth so yeah, I can see why you are all obsessed with me! My legs are long and well sculpted, ending in a bubble butt of pure power and softness at the same time, my motherly hips enter in my wasp waist and give me the perfect hourglass figure while my gigantic chest makes both men and women drool at my photos around the world, I don't even make lesser women jealous, they just adore me as well, I am irresistible hahaha! My face is the most beautiful thing in existence, and even nature kneels at my pass because that's how perfect it is, little kissable strawberry lips, a small and cute nose, obsidian eyes in which the universe mirrors and perfect dark hair that cascades until it nearly touches the floor, maybe I forgot to tell you my body is as strong as my mind!
Yes, my body is pure perfection and the incarnation of the concept of sex, and it's also the strongest material in the universe, you literally can't damage me with anything and I can do whatever I want with you, but that I will leave for later.
Stay tuned for more about my beauty <3
I'm here again! Missed me? What was I talking about last time? Oh yes, beauty! Well, you know perfectly how much of a petite bombshell I am, but that's not all, everything in my body works in a way that everyone finds me the most stupidly beautiful person they have ever seen and that's not only because I am, I also have enhanced pheromones, yes, even my chemicals are superpowered haha! They work really well, everyone falls in love with me when they smell my perfect self, if they were not in love enough after seeing my incredible body of work! This works for men, women and even humanoid alien species, they all become infatuated with me no matter how strongwilled they are and easily succumb to my charms like zombies! Animals love me too, but not in that way, they simply like to be around me, nature loves me too it seems!
Honestly sometimes I have to tone down this power, if I use it at its full potential I would paralyze the entire universe for a long time and we don't want that, don't we? As you see, I use my powers with responsibility, I'm not crazy for power or something like that! Being all-powerful has been a part of my life since I was a child and it is natural to me so don't worry little ones, you are safe in my powerful but dainty hands! Which reminds me that I have to do my pedicure. Voilá! Just thought about it and it happened, I will told you about my reality warping later!
I have to go, see ya Asamiheads <3
Have I ever told you that I work as a model too? "Model" would be the perfect term in fact, mankind has come to think (correctly so) that I should be the standard of beauty which by you should judge lesser grades of beauty, that's indeed true, the most beautiful people in the world tend to look similar to me but they never achieve my level of genetic perfection. I like the job anyway, I get to wear cute outfits and be admired by people that love watching me catwalk and I never fail to amaze! I have sponsored perfume, clothes, even cars because everyone knows that any product I advertise will sell like hotcakes! I wonder when they will put a photo of my face next to the word "gorgeous" in the dictionary, hahaha!
I won't update in a while, maybe I will write more when something extraordinary happens, by the way, the next pictures in the blog are all going to be from a recent modelling session I had, so be hyped!
Bye bye <3
Worry not little ones! Your Goddess hasn't abandoned you! I did a lot of things last week, many of them are incredible feats that any fan should love. You know that there is a war in the middle east right now, right? Well, I foresaw in the future that a truck full of refugees was gonna be destroyed by a missile, I could see it from my home in Tokyo, you see, I have a very good sight! Sadly I couldn't save them in time and I almost got emotional, but no problem! Just had to twirl my fingers a little and time was reversed for a second, more than enough time to fly there in an instant and eat the missile for them! The puny weapon didn't leave a scratch on me obviously. Everyone was cheering for me because I saved them, that was so cool! I protected them from then on, using my super breath to clean the way of tanks, enemy soldiers and other pests. No, I couldn't kill them, that would be so hypocritical of me, I let them live with the advice of leaving those defenseless children, women and wounded alone. Ain't I merciful?
Well, after I saved them I got back to my house in Tokyo, again, took me less than a milisecond, I'm really fast! I wouldn't need to be fast anyway as I can play with time as much as I like and turn it back when I don't like a result, playing with time is fun, it's like everything around you stops moving, like a static background from a badly animated cartoon! It's really fun!
I have to go now, bye <3
Mina-san konichiwa! This morning I was asked by the military to test their new nuclear bomb, I thought, why not? I've been partying for the last three days and now I guess I can do something of worth! They had me waiting a lot sadly, but don't worry, I and the soldiers had a little fun together as they saw how easy was for me to juggle with their tanks and vehicles like they weighed nothing and lift planes by the snout with my pinky.
After that they told me to enter a desertic zone with nothing around in miles, although with my eyes I never feel alone, I can see as far as the limit of the Universe from anywhere I am! Then I noticed a boom and suddenly everything became bright, of course I could see perfectly still, I have been inside suns a thousand times bigger than ours and this pathetic light was nothing to me. It was obvious that they used the nuke on me and everything was being destroyed around me, however all I felt was a soft and warm breeze that caressed my body and made me moan a little, it was relaxing, and also intoxicating, knowing I'm so powerful not even a nuke can hurt me in the least.
Well, this one was a bit stronger than the last one so I would have to tell them how it felt, at least this time I felt some sort of massage, they told me this one could have destroyed the Earth a few times had I not absorbed the impact, but just for safety I decided to inhale the entire nuclear cloud. It took one second for me to inhale the entire nuke, as well as great part of the sand and rocks of the desert around me, everything was compressed easily in my lungs. There, I saved the day again with a trivial action like that! The military can't even comprehend how I am so powerful, they don't even know I can read their minds and see that was an attempt on my life, how cute hahaha!
Hasta la vista! <3
Hi girls and boys! Did you know that the nuke I ate yesterday was actually visible from space, not bad for regular humans! That gave me an idea, it was a Sunday so I had nothing to do and decided to jump into space to have a little fun with my powers. A little jump was enough to kickstart my flight and in no time I was in space, it is such a joy not needing air to breathe, the absolute zero temperatures don't even make me shiver either. In less than a milisecond I gave a million laps around the entire universe, for someone of my speed everything that exists sometimes can even feel claustrophobic, you know? Small even.
Still I had a lot of fun, in my path I destroyed full meteors, planets, moons and everything, of course trying not to hit the ones inhabited by intelligent life! I caused many supernovas just to experiment the warm feeling of being totally invincible against cosmic explosions just to relax later in the subsequent black hole I myself helped to create. There is no force in the Universe that holds up against me so I don't fear a little gravitational force here and there trying to pull me. Later that day I bathed in our sun, I like to do that a lot.
After that I plunged into the Earth, unaffected by the atmosphere burning by my fall, I dove into the water and went really deep, where even submarines get compressed by the sheer pressure of the water. Just for fun I pushed one of the walls and whoops! I think I moved the continental plate a little, sorry for that, maybe you will experiment an earthquake or two today but you'll be fine, I promise!
And that's what I did today, be safe <3
I talked about this power the other day but look! I can change reality just with a thought, I'm so powerful that the Universe simply obeys my command, in this photo I'm impressing my handsome photographer by taking some of my hair (which by the way is stronger than any substance in the Universe and can cut through everything) and making it disappear in front of him, I really like my new look though but I wonder when I will get tired of it, it doesn't matter for me as I can change my body and others' the way I want without repercussions.
Sometimes I change reality for fun, for example, this stud of a photographer had sex with me seconds after the picture was taken and I just needed to blow on his tool to make it bigger, that's how powerful and easy to use is my magic!
I have more modelling photos but this will have to do for now, bye <3
I'm back sweeties! Look at this picture I took today, to the untrained eye these are normal objects but they are actually made of the heaviest material in the Universe and I compressed them with my own hands from a meteorite, each pound weights like an aircraft carrier, but as you can see, my titties feel nothing and don't even flinch, they are super too and can support this puny weight like nothing! Doesn't this remind you of that time I lifted the entire moon with my breasts on live TV? That was fun too!
My house is full of art like this, I can't help but to take heavy materials and mold them with my hands like they are clay, nothing can resist my power, or my creativity. Nothing, hahaha!
Please don't ask me to sell them to you, your normal houses couldn't hold them without falling apart <3
Hi guys, lately I have been in a philosophical and existential mood, my superpowered mind can't stop racing with complex and deep thoughts about me, the Universe and mankind. Perhaps I have been too lenient with mortals, who knows? What is the meaning of having lesser beings running around when a perfect entity like me exists? If anything, I should be the only existence, you don't have a function anymore now that I exist, perhaps I should just destroy the Universe and make it anew without life, a personal playground only for me, I think I deserve it.
I don't know, I just...sometimes I find you so pathetic and flawed, you are nothing, ants to my eyes, I could blow a little air from my kissable lips and the world as you know it would end. Such pointless and weak creatures you turned out to be if you think about it. Of course you may be angry if you read this but the truth is that everything but me is inconsequential and exists only because I allow it.
Who knows? I may change my opinion in the next days but I'm feeling really tempted to end everything, I don't need you at all but you are so dependent of me, I really hope I can find enough worth in you soon little ones, but maybe you would have to prove it first, I'm your Goddess after all!
Well, see you next time, if there's a next time.
Good news for all of you! I've decided not to rewrite the Universe! I just needed a little peace and calm in the stars. It seems that the blog's subscriber count has even more subscribers than the number of people that actually has internet in the world, impressive. I'm sorry that my announcement yesterday caused so much trouble, I heard many cities were almost destroyed by apocalyptic riots, but not anymore! I made my mind and I won't punish you! However I still had a lot of fun yesterday, as you could notice by watching every news channel.
This phenomenon has an explanation, yesterday I felt like using our Galaxy as a ship, so I began to move it slowly around the Universe with my mind. The galaxies that were about to collide with us were easily dispelled by my finger, I just had to rotate it a bit with little to no force and I noticed how the alien galaxies started to spiral out of countrol, their planets and stars being destroyed in the whirlwind caused by the might of my powerful finger. I destroyed a lot yesterday and I didn't feel better, that's why I won't end the world.
Be happy now, everything turned out just fine <3
Time for a new sexy picture of mighty me guys! But this time it's not like the others, this one is actually an endearing anime-styled drawing made by one of the mangaka that stared at my ass constantly today when I decided to take a walk around Akihabara, many designs are uploaded to art sites already but I liked how this one captured my body's perfection so there you have it!
What am I wearing? Oh yes! I actually was wearing one of my creations, I usually don't wear it in public, I know it's really erotic, that black latex that hugs my flawless curves and generous figure...mmm...
But its origin tells a lot more about it than you think!
You know I'm from the future right? Well, I grew bored of that future and went back to the past to live here with you all, but before doing that I destroyed the future Universe, yes, indeed. Sadly there was nothing worth saving but as you can see I took a souvenir from the future in my journey, this suit is not actually made of latex, it's made of the entirety of the future Universe, hahaha! I just had to fold the entire Universe into a small, humanoid shape and there you have it! A new cool outfit made of trillions of galaxies! Cool, huh? I didn't even have to exert myself to do it, if you take a closer look you can actually see the stars, it's like wearing a microcosmos. Sadly sometimes it breaks because of my voluptuous figure, not even the full mass of an universe can contain my pretty skin pushing outwards, funny eh?
Maybe someday I will design clothes for mortals too, you can give me ideas if you want <3
I don't have much to say this time but here goes nothing, a new picture of me for everyone to share, ain't I pretty? It's a shame that you can't print it, it will automatically unprint itself if you do so. Ain't my reality bending fun?
Take care <3
Oh hi there! A lot of time has passed since my last existential crisis and I have been feeling more motivated than ever to make my presence in Earth even more significant! So, hear this, just for fun, I decided to create a new brand of milk, one that contains my essence, I'm sure everyone will love it and choose it over every other brand, I just feel so happy when I outdo everyone with ease! I'm not a bad person because of that, right?
This picture is from an ad for my milk that is being put everywhere, from boards to the back of a bus. The brand became really popular already because my perfect image can sell anything, specially if I'm posing as provocatively as that!
Stay here for more news on this little project of mine soon! <3
Wow there you have it guys! It's just the second day and my brand is already the favorite of everyone in Japan! I may have to expand to the international market and compete there, I will win easily anyway!
Oh! Yeah, it's everywhere in the news today, the effects of my milk are magical and tend to enhance humans but I never expected this! Looks like japanese females are getting prettier and bustier day by day thanks to my magical dairy! Of course, it's made with my power, eventually it will make you look similar to me! It's funny, men are becoming crazy with this, perhaps I will fix the poor birth ratios of Japan? I never intended this but it's funny to think how much good something as simple as milk can accomplish, hahaha!
Have a good evening everyone <3
I'm sorry guys but this is the last entry of my wonderful blog, I know it will be difficult to live on without reading me but don't despair, I may want to return to it in the future, who knows?
The reason for this is that I want to pass more time with my new girlfriend, Jeanne, yes! She's the bombshell in the photo, I met her in the past yesterday when I travelled to the medieval times out of boredom, she was dying so I gave her superpowers to survive and now she is this lesbian hottie superwoman that adores me! I'm totally in love with her and we have so much fun together, I guess you all are green of envy for not being in her place, It's natural!
She is not a Goddess like me but she has enough power to defeat humanity alone if she wants to so don't make her mad! For now she is dedicated to fight crime in her spare time, she is a good girl and gives me the best sex I could ever wish! I enhance her to do so of course!
Well, it was fun while it lasted but I'm going out with Jeanne now! Until next time my beloved fans <3