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#10: The Dumb Blonde
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The dumb blonde doesn't necessarily start off as a bad girl. Maybe she's a sweet, if slightly ditzy woman. Over time though, the constant "dumb blonde" jokes start to wear on her patience. Even if she isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, she still has feelings.
What if she suddenly develops super powers though?
Those who had fun at her expense, will suddenly find themeselves confronted with an offended girl with the strength of an army. And while she might not know how to screw in a lightbulb, she certainly knows how to toss a smug, insensitive clod into orbit with a tiny flick of her wrist! For the rest of the world, this dity clutz's regular "case of the oopsies" could carry global consequences...
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Maybe it's the outfits. They do seem to dress a lot like a good number of comic book super women...
What happens if these girls get super powers?
Suddenly women who have lived their entire lives at the bottom of the social ladder, would have the means to move to the top. The world's wealth would be theirs for the taking, and there's nothing we could do to stop them. Something tells me super powered prostitutes would be eager to inflict some pain on a society that has looked down on them. Of course, the pimps, customers, and police might be in for some especially bad times...
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A beautiful woman with power is great, but a beautiful woman who wants even more power? Awesome!
They already think they know what's best for the rest of us. Not only that, but they often have a sense of entitlement and privilege. After getting rejected and feeling humiliated thanks to the ballot box, what happens if she acquires more power than she could ever imagine?
She would happily rule the world with an iron fist, while sweeping aside any opposition with a puff of super breath. Our planet would be a playground for her to create whatever reality she chooses. Best of all for out super ruler, there are no term limits for the omnipotent!
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A bully is bad enough...but a bully with super human strength at her disposal...
...that would be a nightmare the world would never recover from.
The bully already causes misery in her realm by terrorizing those beneath her. Only an authority figure can keep this trouble maker under wraps. Unfortunately, a bully with the power of a god has nothing to fear from those who previously kept her under control. She would have no boundaries, and be free to create as much havoc as she pleases. Worse yet, we are all beneath this super hellion with a queen bee complex...
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Dumb Blonds- Marilyn Monroe.
Prostitutes- Heidi Fleiss(had to use the Madam).
Powerful Women-Already has that dream of Palin with powers and Hasselbeck as her sidekick.
Mean Girls-That is the best photo i have seen of those 3. My favorite is Seyfried and giving her powers would be so fetch.
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I suppose this entry is a bit of a cheat, since these women are from the world of fiction, but hey, it's my list...
The Bond villainesses would be ideal super women: sexy, larger than life, and keen on the concept of world domination. I've always hated how the ladies tend to play second fiddle to the primary bad guy. Give these girls some uber power though, and watch out. Plus, I don't think a super Bond villainess would be overly bothered by exploding cufflinks and such
Watching the movie Goldeneye, I can't tell you how many fantasies I've envisioned where Xenia Onnatop gained super human strength!
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As for the Mean Girls, good choice. And Lindsay Lohan was always my least favorite in that movie. The other 3 are much hotter.
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I’m not talking about a third world dictator here, but somebody we’ve probably all encountered in everyday life...
She’s the unsympathetic girl in payroll, the small town policewoman, the boss’s secretary, or the chick who works in the DMV. In the grand scheme of things, this woman is pretty small time. Despite that reality though, she revels in the small amount of power she does possess, while making those who come before her miserable
What if this particularly vile woman woke up with super human abilities?
No longer would she be causing aggravation for a few anonymous souls...oh no. Suddenly she would have the power to control every single life on this planet. And she’d love every minute of it! Heaven help those people who run afoul against this unstoppable force of micromanagement...
By the way, Christina Hendricks (pictured above) just might have the most slammin’ body on the planet...if anybody has some spare super formula, I’d appreciate you sending it her way!
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The crazy psycho bitch is probably the most dangerous super woman of them all. While the other women on this list will cause untold amounts of destruction, this bad girl will up the ante many times over. Worse, she is completely unpredictable.
A normal psycho chick is a menace to only a few people. Maybe she'll keep calling you and hang up all night. Or flip out and break a few dishes. Give her super powers though, and her rage takes on a truly global dimension.
Instead of throwing a few wine glasses against the wall, now she can level an entire city in minutes. Worse, if she flattens it too quickly, she'll use her super speed to carry to yet another metropolis...and another...and another. Within an hour of her super meltdown, the psycho bitch could easily obliterate an entire continent. That's pretty tame though for this nut job. As she would simply push Earth into the sun if she was really pissed off. In the end, with her god like power, coupled with severe mental issues, our civilization would be doomed if this kind of woman ever found herself with super human abilities...
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Super powers are far more effective than guns when trying to topple the local government. She needs to work on her villainess costume though...I like the beret though.
It's debatable in how a woman in the "real world" would react to being granted super strength, but something tells me this girl would be more than willing to use her powers to the fullest extent. This one woman insurgency would be able to sweep away the government's army with a single puff of super breath.
Naturally, once she controls her country, it's only a matter of time before she sets her sights on the rest of the world.
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Super powers are far more effective than guns when trying to topple the local government. She needs to work on her villainess costume though...I like the beret though.
It's debatable in how a woman in the "real world" would react to being granted super strength, but something tells me this girl would be more than willing to use her powers to the fullest extent. This one woman insurgency would be able to sweep away the government's army with a single puff of super breath.
Naturally, once she controls her country, it's only a matter of time before she sets her sights on the rest of the world.
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Berkhart: I've been enjoying the countdown. Can't wait to see #2 and #1!
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The rap star rarely gets attention as a possible super woman, but she has high potential for uber powered awesomeness in my book. These girls are insanely beautiful with their ultra curvy bodies and model like good looks, but that’s not what makes them among the ultimate super villainesses though.
Materialistic and short-tempered, the stereotypical rap star is an angry force with a major chip on her shoulder. Many of these girls came from rough backgrounds, and something tells me they would be eager to exploit their new, godly power. Super powers would be infinitely more enjoyable than even the best platinum card for this unstoppable cocoa goddess
Then there are their rivalries. The rap star always seems to have another rap star as an arch foe. Just imagine Super Lil Kim versus Super Foxy in the middle of Manhattan. Odds are the city would be leveled in under an hour...
For the rest of the world though, it would only be a matter of time before it ended up beneath one of these girl's stiletto boot
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Based on his stories and previous posts, I'm guessing it will be one of the following ...
1. the Narcissist
2. the Celebrity
3. Divas of Women's Wrestling
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Ok, I know the vast majority of women in jail won’t look like our example, but for fantasy purposes I think she’ll do fine...
The convict is already half way there to being a super criminal (she’s already a criminal, so she just needs the super part!). There’s a reason why a woman like this is locked away... she poses a threat to society! Even without powers, she’s feared. Violent, cruel, and completely lacking remorse, this woman would likely bring an end to civilization as we know it, if she ever found herself possessing super abilities.
With the power of God at the (ex)convict’s finger tips, a uber crime wave would be the least of our concerns. If the threat of punishment wasn’t enough to reign in this hell raiser’s base instincts while she was normal, what’s to stop her when she’s completely invulnerable?
As an aside...
One of my favorite super woman fantasies has always been a suddenly super powered, sexy con breaking her way out of prison. The bending bars...the busted concrete walls...and guards being flung aside with contemptious ease...
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I guess I’m too predictable...Argonaut and ace191 pretty much hit it on the head. But Number One on the list is not just any celebrity, but more accurately, A Celebutane...
Yes, number one on my super villainess list is The Celebutante. She’s sexy, selfish, and completely unsuited for world domination. Really, just think about it: Paris Hilton with all the power she could ever want. Where would our world be if it was at her subject to her every spoiled whim? I could go but, "The Amazing Adventures of Super Paris" pretty much sums up the celebutante's villainess potential.
Of course, the only thing person who would be better in my fantasy would be a Korean or Chinese version of Paris or Kim Kardashian...
Anyway, hope you all enjoyed my little list. It was fun to compile it, and dream about all these women tearing the world apart for their various reasons.
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