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Heidi Montag

25 Aug 2009 19:40 #16493 by colt13
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I'm starting to like this woman. She doesn't seem to have much natural talent, but she tries. Plus i can see her as the Bionic Woman. You know the old phrase "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him", well, she's already been rebuilt. New nose, new boobs, and supposedly wants butt implants.

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25 Aug 2009 21:02 #16494 by Random321
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She is good looking ~ after the million dollar rebuild.

There is something about her look that doesn't make me instantly think "blonde super heroine" ~ I can't put my finger on it.

I did find a nice picture of her in a flag bikini (love those) that gives her a little something more.

www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/uploads/...ican-flag-bikini.jpg

She's a reality show star ~ so like Paris Hilton I have an even harder time wanting to give her the time of day.

Doing a bit more reading about her ~ I'll bet Sarge likes her in a Nugent sort of way. :wink:

All right ~ The bikini won me over ~ I'm a fan now.

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25 Aug 2009 22:43 #16503 by Sarge395
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You don't have permission to access /gallery/uploads/2008/05/heidi-montag-american-flag-bikini.jpg on this server. Dangit, can't view the bikini pics.

The 'Nuge' rocks!

Heidi is a typically superficial blonde bimbo. In my fantasy world she ranks up there but in reality I wouldn't want to hold a conversation with her.

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25 Aug 2009 23:16 #16505 by Random321
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25 Aug 2009 23:27 #16509 by Sarge395
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Heidi in a red/white/blue bikini!

Every part of my body is saluting her..........ok, its over, time for a beer.

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26 Aug 2009 12:41 #16524 by JAG1981
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You don't have permission to access /gallery/uploads/2008/05/heidi-montag-american-flag-bikini.jpg on this server. Dangit, can't view the bikini pics.

The 'Nuge' rocks!

Heidi is a typically superficial blonde bimbo. In my fantasy world she ranks up there but in reality I wouldn't want to hold a conversation with her.


I agree Sarge, in reality she's not doing the greatest. I mean its pretty bad when Anderson Cooper shuts you down

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2009/08/25/ac.shot.monday.cnn

Video is from 360 and it has clips of her performing her new song at the 2009 Ms Universe pagent, but Anderson doesn't know who she is or why anyone would want to listen to her music. Kinda evil but watch the clip and you may agree with him... the performance is pretty bad.

Still hot though

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21 Jan 2010 23:08 #18022 by colt13
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The Bionic Woman returns! As much as she gets the fantasies going, I am worried this is too much, too soon.

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22 Jan 2010 00:23 #18026 by Sarge395
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She's gorgeous in a superficial way. Love to stare at her but I could never stand to talk to her. :wink:

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22 Jan 2010 06:02 #18034 by unseen_unheard
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I doubt there is a limit to how much I hate this person. She gets way too much attention for someone so talentless and so moderately attractive (even before she did the Nicole Kidman treatment on her face).

So because of this I ask the following: If she were a supervillain and she were to get defeated by a superheroine, who should play that superheroine. I'll see if I can get a picture done before I go to bed.

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22 Jan 2010 06:31 #18036 by yohashuan
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Cute blonde. But (judging by this thread) I think I should be glad that I can honestly say I've never heard of her before. She a singer or something?

Anyway, I don't really care. Looks good enough to me. I'd stick my dick in her for sure if she were wearing a Supergirl outfit & that's about all I really care about for the purposes of this forum. :P

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24 Jan 2010 00:45 #18043 by superheroinebabes

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30 Jan 2010 04:02 #18087 by unseen_unheard
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I figured "Why not?" It's not the best quality picture of her but it does have a great expression. I took another mouthbreather who's famous just for being famous, Audrina Patridge, and had her fly in carrier Ms. Montag directly into jail like in the Superman movies.

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30 Jan 2010 04:05 #18088 by unseen_unheard
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Wow, I can not form a complete sentence. That should be "carrying".

Also here is the page with the source pic for Heidi. I can't find the source pic for Audrina, as it's one of about 14 trillion bikini pictures of her on the internet.

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31 Jan 2010 16:00 #18107 by colt13
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I figured "Why not?" It's not the best quality picture of her but it does have a great expression. I took another mouthbreather who's famous just for being famous, Audrina Patridge, and had her fly in carrier Ms. Montag directly into jail like in the Superman movies.


Fool! No mere jail can contain Heidi!

Good stuff, the mouthbreather comment was funny. At least I now know why Audrina is always looking into the sky.

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31 Jan 2010 21:28 #18114 by inactive
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A quickie. Heidi is causing trouble in the friendly skies.

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01 Feb 2010 22:21 #18119 by aartemis054
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Once again gr8 job dietsnaple! Thanks man!

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