Tonya Harding

I know she's not young and pretty anymore, but back when she was competing, her muscular thighs were amazing.

I used to fantasize about her throwing me around a room, as I tried to fend her off. Of course, she would be too strong, and could easily overpower me and toss me across the room. She would pin me down, then sit on my chest and taunt me. Then she would pin my head between her thighs and casually paint her fingernails while I struggled to break free.

If the phone rang, she'd get up, yank me off the floor and hold me in a head lock with one arm while casually talking on the phone. I would try to pry her arm off with both hands, but her arm wouldn't budge.

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This was when she was young and was cute

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This is today - old and FAT - Boxing is not exactly good for your face either.

Her life is actually Sad.