Demi Lovato - Megapost (?)

Submitted for your approval — or disapproval — Miss Demetria Devonne Lovato, better known as Demi Lovato . (and to our resident morality police, she's 18, and will be 19 on August 20)

This is the article that kind of started it all: Demi Lovato Strikes a Fierce Pose, Talks Striking Dancer in the Face Demi Lovato may look invincible in her latest photo spread, but the 19-year-old remembers all too well what it feels like to be completely vulnerable. (vulnerable to Kryptonite or some similar element, perhaps)

Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present to you the ultimate in genetic engineering. The pinnacle of perfection. The culmination of years of research and development by the world's greatest minds. I give you, Super-Demi! The most powerful, most intelligent, most magnificent being on Earth, and perhaps the universe!















At her first press conference, Super-Demi reveals her powers to the world: super-strength (ludicrous levels), super-speed (up to and beyond the speed of light); flight; invulnerability; the ability to hold her breath for indefinite periods of time, enabling her to travel to depths of the ocean, and the depths of outer space; super-vision (telescopic — she can see further than the most powerful man-made telescopes, microscopic — down to the sub-atomic level, x-ray, heat, as well as the ability to see the entire electromagnetic spectrum, and the ability to see things moving at incredibly fast speeds); super-hearing (including the ability to hear sounds that are beyond the range of any known animal); super-intelligence (her IQ is too high to be measured); super-breath (freeze-breath, heat-breath, and the ability to create winds more powerful than any tornado or hurricane); super-vocal chords (the ability to create sounds so loud they can reduce buildings to rubble; also the ability to mimic any sound. She can even reproduce multiple sounds simultaneously).


The preceding three photos show Super-Demi walking into the ocean off Malibu Beach, CA. She will walk down until she reaches the floor of the Pacific Ocean. Then, she will super-speed walk on the ocean floor until she reaches Japan, a distance of almost 5500 miles. Of course, the intense pressure will have no effect on her whatsoever, nor will the lack of oxygen, as she can hold her breath for an indefinite period of time.

















I also like that she seems to favor black nail polish. Reminds me of you know who .

































Perhaps she created that path through the desert while running at super-speed.
Also, her barefeet are unharmed by the broken glass and the burning hot desert sands.

Demi Central - A Demi Lovato fansite

on edit (8/18/11): I think I spoke too soon before. This girl is rapidly moving up on my überbabe list.

Not a bad choice. Yet there's something that bothers me, a couple of pictures looks really odd and really "not her".

I can kind of see what you mean, for example here , here and here , though I double-checked each photo in the post and they're all her (Someone actually brought up this subject on the IMDb, which I found after I already wrote this reply: "Manages to look like a different person in all of her pictures" ). Some of those photos — and I'm hesitant to point this out since I don't want to start anything — are from when she was um, a bit younger, and a teenager's looks can change, even in a couple of years. Also make-up (or lack thereof), hairstyle, and even lighting and camera angles can do a lot to alter someone's appearance. I’m only mentioning this because I've noticed that people seem to accuse every celeb (and I'm not saying that you did) of having had plastic surgery, even if there's no real evidence. I've seen photo shoots of some actresses and models where I could barely recognize them, and it was all due to things like makeup, hair, and lighting. Then again, maybe she did go under the knife. I really don't know nor do I care. I think she's cute and all, but she's not on my top #10 überbabes fantasy list or anything like that. Like I said in my original post, my main motivation for posting her was that article. May seem like a lame reason but there you have it. I do these posts and just hope at least someone enjoys them. I apologize if some people find them monotonous or whatever. I wish I had a good photo editor like Photoshop or even Paintshop Pro as I would love to make some photo-manips, but I don't so I can't. (Please don't mention Gimp ‘cause I've tried it and it well, sucks ass imo)

I wish she could be SuperStrong !
Thanks for posting.