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want some boar's head?

11 Nov 2005 14:38 #3479 by marty_the_butcher
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then Im youre goto guy! And I'm not talking one of those fake meat guys that work at Safeway. A real man's butcher! Best cuts around, just ask for me! wanna know more about me? well I'm from the Apple and like the JETS. J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets!! A big fan of hot girls, female fighting and wrestling as well as comic books and saw a plug for this place at another site. I gotta big mouth so I'm told but it goes with living in NY so fair warning cause I aint afraid to use it. I hate people who are jerkoffs so dont be one!

marty

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16 Nov 2005 17:13 #3538 by argonaut
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17 Nov 2005 13:10 #3551 by conceptfan
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So, Marty... I was in my local butcher's this morning, and there was a queue right out of the door. Worse than that, it was moving incredibly slowly. When it finally got to be my turn, I noticed that there was only one guy - the boss - serving. No wonder it took so long. Anyway, I asked the butcher what had happened to the young man he employed to help out.

"I had to sack him" he told me.
"Why?"
"'Cos he kept putting his pr*ck in the bacon slicer."
"Flipping heck! What did you do with the bacon slicer?"
















"Oh, I sacked her, too."

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18 Nov 2005 02:15 #3558 by argonaut
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Damn ... The link I attached to that message didn't get through.

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14 Dec 2005 21:23 #3825 by marty_the_butcher
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no, jerky! you aint got one letter even write!

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