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Wanted: Lindsay Lohan
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) -- Beverly Hills police say an arrest warrant has been issued for actress Lindsay Lohan and they believe it involves her 2007 drunken driving conviction.
Good luck in trying to take her in though. With all the power in her deceptively small frame, not even an army would be able to bring this super bad girl to justice. As much as it hurts, it would be best to just let her do as she pleases, rather than risk pissing her off...
Super breath > Annoying police...
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here's a nice HQ pic of her:
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Ursa. Her time has come.
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She seems to live her life as if she already is SUPER. Following her every selfish, destructive whim without any care for the consequences. This is one girl who I truly believe would LOVE being a goddess. It doesn't seem to be too much of a stretch to imagine her being an honest to god uber-villainess...
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www.superherohype.com/news/articles/1258...up-for-superman-role
Keep walking, WB!!!
Going to be tough to 'decokify' her. She needs a lot of airbrushing from her former hotness. Still a cruel and mean girl to play the part. A Natural at it.
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Ironically, its being reported that she is up for a role (a 'major role') in the new Superman Reboot.
I doubt this is gonna happen though. WIth her latest incident with the necklace, she's damaged goods.
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I never really had Lindsay Lohan as one of my favorite hotties. Good looking for sure, but not the kind of girl that really catches my fancy. With every one of her run in's with the law though...I become more and more attracted. This latest incident where she stole a necklace only adds to her hottness.
She seems to live her life as if she already is SUPER. Following her every selfish, destructive whim without any care for the consequences. This is one girl who I truly believe would LOVE being a goddess. It doesn't seem to be too much of a stretch to imagine her being an honest to god uber-villainess...
She's enough trouble as it is. If she suddenly gained godlike strength she'd probably take out a few cities just for revenge, then go out on a superhuman bender.
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Even in affluent Beverly Hills, it wasn’t entirely unheard for intoxicated pedestrians to stumble around the streets. After all, the young and very wealthy were just as prone to making bad choices as anybody else in the world…
Within minutes of receiving the call, Beverly Hills police arrived on the scene, and watched as a slender looking woman staggered about. Maneuvering his patrol car behind her, the officer and his partner trailed the drunken woman for a moment, before hitting the red and blue lights. As the girl turned around in surprise, both policemen recognized her and groaned. This routine call had just become a potential disaster. Slowly, cautiously, the officers left their car, and approached the girl.
“Good evening Ms. Lohan. Everything alright tonight?” one of the men asked.
The trashed girl scrunched up her face. “It’s Super Lindsay now…get it right”
“Ok, ok” the officer apologized. “Super Lindsay, maybe you’d like to follow us to your home or motel”
She looked at both men, clearly not interested in their suggestion. Somewhat unsteady, Lindsay still managed to plant her feet firmly on the street. The angry little impact of bared feet with the ground cracked the asphalt, and shook the surrounding area. At the same time, a deep, hollow rumble erupted underground as the earth reacted to the sharp blow. Buried power cables became damaged as well, resulting in several blocks losing electricity.
Lindsay smiled at the results of her unintended, yet attention grabbing display of power.
Her defiant, drunken attitude and actions made it clear she was in no mood to listen to the police. Still, for the good of public safety, the cops needed to gain control of the situation.
“Please Super Lindsay…ma’am, this is a busy street. We just want to make sure you and nobody else gets hurt”
That turned out to be the wrong way of appealing to the irresponsible young woman.
Lindsay simply scoffed at the officer’s reasoning. “I can’t get hurtsh anymore…because I’m S…S…SHUPER Lindshay now”
Both officers scrambled aside, as she took a drunken step in their direction. Ignoring the men, Lindsay instead grasped the front of their patrol car. Metal crumpled in her small hands, right before she effortlessly lifted the vehicle.
“Shee..shee that?! Look what I can fucking do!”
She giggled at how fun it was to intimidate the police now days. Without any further warning, Lindsay reared back and tossed the police car far into the sky.
“Get the fuck away from me, or you’re next” she threatened.
With that, there was really nothing more that could be done. As had become customary in recent weeks, Lindsay Lohan got exactly what she wanted. All the police could do was hope the inevitable damage she wreaked in the coming hours would be limited.
Clearly proud of herself, Lindsay flipped the policemen off, and attempted to turn on her heel. She intended to look graceful, but the alcohol coursing through her body made that impossible. Fortunately for the police, the powerful girl’s ego remained intact, as she didn’t notice her own stumbling…
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