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17 May 2013 04:29 #31628 by Berkhart
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Sorry, I didn't mean to clog up the forum with necro-posting.

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17 May 2013 08:31 #31629 by ChaozCloud
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Reviving one of the best topics on the board is not something you should apologize for.
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17 May 2013 11:25 #31633 by Woodclaw
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Berkhart wrote: Sorry, I didn't mean to clog up the forum with necro-posting.


I really hope you're kidding. Otherwise you might need help ... really professional help. :P

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17 May 2013 13:31 - 17 May 2013 13:33 #31634 by jnw550
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ChaozCloud wrote: Reviving one of the best topics on the board is not something you should apologize for.


No love lost here! Thanks for posting.

I know what will make you feel better. Look right...

Boobez!

Everyone wants to be a beast, until it's time to do what real beasts do.
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17 May 2013 16:49 #31636 by Berkhart
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jnw550 wrote:

ChaozCloud wrote: Reviving one of the best topics on the board is not something you should apologize for.


No love lost here! Thanks for posting.

I know what will make you feel better. Look right...

Boobez!


Mmmmm, boobs :)

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16 Oct 2013 01:49 #33536 by SuperLinks
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So, yeah, Facebook, I'm sure all of you know by now: I'm one of the lucky few.

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Up until a year ago, I had a pretty normal middle-aged life. Great career - lots of fun with friends and family. You guys are still pretty great.

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I'm just greater.

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You tell me I've changed a lot - that I'm showing off my body too much. I'm superficial now, you say.

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Obssessed with looking great? Not really - it's just a natural by-product of my ascension.

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You know what? Deal with it, Jessica. My body looks fantastic - especially compared to your frumpy mom-body.

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Your husband agrees. His little "erectile" problem cleared up, too. Turns out, he just needed a little bit of... me.

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And, sis, is it really too much of a problem to realize you're related to a veritable goddess now? I'm the best thing you've got going right now. You'd best be careful not to mess that up.

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Meghan, sure, I slept with your husband. Twice. Won't stop me from humilating you. Maybe if you had an ounce of concern for your appearance, you wouldn't have this problem. Feel your breasts giving in to my impossibly firm tits? That's what utter defeat feels like.

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You're probably wondering why I keep inviting you to my awesome parties - I'll let you in on something. You're there to make me look completely and utterly fantastic.

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'Bella, your husband's just in it for the looks - my looks. It was funny to watch you trying to compete with me and failing to damn miserably. I was glad to fuck the hell out of your husband that night. You deserved it.

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Let's see here, who looks better? The bride or the radiant goddess next to her? Tough choice. Not.

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Yep, I've pretty much humiliated all of you over the past year. I like to think I'm doing your significant others a favor by letting all of them just know how insignificant you are.


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Oh, and one more thing.

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I can blow you all away. No really: besides the fact my appearance reduces you all to mere picture frames around my glory, I could literally blow your bodies to pieces.

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Tired of my attitude? Kiss my ass, Facebook. No, worship it.
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16 Oct 2013 04:34 #33539 by d_k_c
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We need more photo stories like these....Great job!

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16 Oct 2013 06:07 #33541 by Captain Marbles
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I know it's a bit early for this, but I couldn't resist—

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"Deliver presents all over the world in one night? Ho ho ho! Santa Cho delivers presents all over the world before you can blink!"
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17 Oct 2013 10:23 - 17 Oct 2013 10:24 #33563 by Gliblord
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"How did I become Mayor of Copenhagen? Well, it's a funny story. I was on vacation, catching some shut-eye at a five-star, when I started sleep-flying for the first time! They tell me it was something in the aebleskiver. Anyway, you can imagine the spectacle as each of the city's monuments received a lovely me-shaped hole in them, one after another. My approval ratings aren't about to budge, of course, but I still felt bad; as they say, You break it, you buy it. So I bought Copenhagen. I'm still in the process of choosing boytoys for all of my palace's bedchambers--you know, so I always fall asleep on a good note. It's harder than you might think, actually, since despite my palace having 132 bedchambers, there isn't exactly a shortage of hot boys here!
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17 Oct 2013 14:41 #33565 by Gliblord
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Ever since the great dismantling of the world's militaries, those bullets that would have gone to waste are now being funneled into the supergirl academies for their bullet catching contests. Never mind their fragile skin, I heard normal people can't even stand near a machine gun as it fires or else their eardrums will tear! Personally I'm only aiming for the regional championship, but my record is a respectable 89 out of every 100 rounds--when I handicap myself to using only pinkies!
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18 Oct 2013 11:41 #33580 by Gliblord
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"Oh, this? I'm glad you asked. Fan club members from all over the world decided to send in one small thread per person, and when they were all gathered up I knitted this together in fifteen seconds for a charity drive. I was originally going to go with something more revealing, but it turns out I have quite a few fans."

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"It's not easy reporting on supergirl society, you know. Not only do I have to keep abreast of all the politics and trends of a gaggle of more or less unstoppable and, shall we say, HIGHLY driven individuals, but then I have to dumb all that information down to something the masses can understand. You're probably already aware that supergirls' perfect memorization and elite intuition allow them to create new languages on the fly, but our listening comprehension is also kind of incredible. Imagine saying every word in a sentence all at once. It'd sound like meaningless noise to you, but our brains are able to pick out the different words and assemble them into a sentence in an eighth of the time it would take you to say the word 'go.' So any two speakers can cross-analyze the complete works of Shakespeare and reach a general consensus before you're done ordering bacon and eggs."
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10 Nov 2013 13:03 #34187 by N_S1701
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It's been a while! These are pretty violent, so read at your own discretion. Enjoy!

It was 20 years since The Goddess began her brutal reign over all of Humanity. She preached a vicious ideology of female supremacy. In two short decades, men had been reduced to a barely sub-human slaves who existed only to serve women. Men were considered property of women, who held the power of life and death over their slaves. Still, small groups of male insurgents still prowled the country-sides, seeking futilely to overthrow a woman who could shrug off a nuclear blast or destroy an entire city with a mere stomp of her foot.

To hunt these rebels, she imbued a select group of women with a tiny fraction of her power. There was never more than a dozen or so of these Huntresses, but they were enough. With just a sliver of The Goddess's power they were invulnerable to bullets and bombs, could run faster than a car for days at a time, could leap from one end of a mountain range to another and could life entire buildings with a single hand. Sure they didn't have The Goddess's telekenesis or heat vision or mind control powers, but what they had was more than enough.

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Here we see Agent Han, a newly inducted Huntress. She is eyeing her prey from two kilometers away. She wonders if she wants to dispatch this small cell of 23 men with a perfectly aimed bullet to the head of each rebel from this spot or whether to get up close and personal. She thought back to her first kills - staring into the desperate eyes of men as their still-warm blood splattered over her leather suit. She smiled at the recollection of ripping a man's heart out fast enough to show the still-beating organ to him as the life drained from his eyes. She smiled. Dropping her gun, she readied herself to sprint.

Less than three minutes later, the rebel cell was no more. She made a mental note to pace herself better next time and resumed her hunt.

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Agents Lee and Chen were some of the most experienced Hunters employed by The Goddess. They always worked as a pair, being inseparable from the moment they jointed the program. They never stooped to getting their hands dirty, always preferring to kill with their weapons. After all, why should they stoop to touching a mere male, even if it is to punish them for the mortal sin of defying The Goddess? They were mercilessly effective. In thousands of missions, they had never left a single prisoner or survivor.

Their favourite tactic was to round up male rebels into a building. They would use their strength to block off or collapse any exits, trapping the men inside. Then the real fun would begin. One of the pair would begin from the ground floor, working her way inexorably up. The other would leap to the roof and work her way down from there. Men would panic as they saw their bullets bounce harmlessly off the Huntresses. The Huntresses would herd men like cattle as they fled in blind terror. Often the entire cell of men would be found gunned down in a huddled mass on one of the middle floors.

Rumors state that the pair would then make passionate love upon the rapidly-cooling corpses of their victims, leaving buildings covered in gore and viscera. These rumours are, of course, unconfirmed as no survivors are ever left to confirm them.

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Agent Yeh was known to most women as "The Tornado" because when she passed through an area it was left completely devastated. She was only called out when an entire male settlement had to be "made an example of". She has no regard for collateral damage and is by far the most powerful of the Huntresses. It is rumoured that she is most favoured by The Goddess and sometimes even shares Her bedchamber. She is well remembered for her pacification of the Manhattan Rebellion when she ripped the entire island out and tossed it into the Atlantic, leaving millions of men to drown.

This is an iconic still image from the Purging of Brisbane. Agent Yeh was in transit from another assignment when she was the target of a road-side bomb. While the blast did not harm her in the least, it convinced her that the whole city was corrupt and had to be destroyed. In less than two days she had demolished the entire city by hand (after quickly running out of ammunition for her weapons). Cars were thrown into buildings and men massacred wholesale as she carried out her work. Her last act was to lift an entire mountain range and crush the former city beneath it.

Immediately after this display, it is said that she entered The Goddess's private palace and did not emerge for five days. During those five days, seismic disturbances rocked the entire world, leading to hundreds of thousands of male casualties.
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13 Nov 2013 22:31 #34247 by mega_goddess
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Sure as hell wouldn't mind rocking the earth with her -- hopefully someone finally able to hold up to me ;)

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19 Nov 2013 21:46 #34356 by Captain Marbles
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"All these super powered Asian bad girls running amuck! Only one thing can save humanity now—this is a job for Stellar Woman!"
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20 Nov 2013 01:31 #34361 by Berkhart
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I like it Captain Marbles! Cute pic, and I believe there's always room for a few good girls :)

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04 Dec 2013 10:58 #34558 by Captain Marbles
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"Stellar Woman, you fool! You can't stop the power of Phoenix!"
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19 Apr 2014 06:27 #36208 by SuperLinks
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Ma'am? Ma'am! We gotta get outta here... That support pillar just loosened up and fell right out of the ceiling and into the defendant box. Gotta make room for the emergency responders... I wonder if the Lord was looking out for those girls - I can't believe that scum bag actually pled "no guilty" after all that has come out in the press. And right after he pled... oh my God, we gotta move before that whole building just comes down!

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"Oh my God? It fell right out and crushed him?" Yeah, and his scummy high-priced lawyer, too.

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"Oh, my. What a surprise... I guess God really was watching today."

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19 Apr 2014 10:03 #36211 by Woodclaw
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Thanks for this bit of thread necromancy SuperLinks.

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23 Apr 2014 00:48 #36252 by Berkhart
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Cool storyline to accompany those wonderful pictures! Thanks for posting.

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22 Aug 2014 17:45 - 22 Aug 2014 17:47 #37831 by Agent00Soul
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"With this costume, nobody will be looking at my face long enough to notice my secret identity is just a pair of glasses."

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