Super Asian Girl Thread

Well duh I'm the new CEO and owner of this company - you know that men aren't allowed to own things because Asian women are objectively superior in every way. Of course I know that this is a quantum computing research firm, I read every single book and paper on computers on my flight over from Seoul this morning. UGH I don't mean a plane, you idiot, I meant flying, you know, under my own power. God, you people are absolute morons, no wonder you couldn't even get a working prototype.

Now, if you're done bothering me, I have a quantum computer to perfect. Go get me a coffee before I throw your house into the sun. That's all that you're good for now, "Chief Technical Officer".

Well, now we know- a piece of clothing must be able to withstand roughly 2,346783x10^{348793456823452003249} ktons of pressure per square mm to not instantaneously burst when I inhale. It's still not feeling very tight though...

So, are you brought tasers and guns to bring me in? I love those! They tickle so nice when they hit.
Go ahead, first one's free- and you obviously knew you weren't getting out of here alive anyway.

Sometimes, the best way to assert your dominance as a goddess is a harmless prank. This goddess, still in college, spent a one night replacing all the doors on her campus with once that looked the same, but we're actually millions of times heavier. It took her all of a couple seconds to hand make each door out of some weights that became too light for her and then switch all the doors.

The next morning, everyone was trapped in their room, and she played along, acting trapped too. Even when hundreds of policemen and firemen came with their trucks and other equipment, they were unable to budge even one door. Finally, losing interest, she switched all the doors back to the original ones, taking the heavier doors and squishing then into a tiny pea sized ball before putting it between her breasts and squishing it out of existence.

You can imagine everyone else's embarrassment when all of a sudden the doors opened just like normal.

The picture above is her thinking of her next big prank, perhaps switching all of the buildings with ones at a campus a few states away or converting the whole campus to a floating island in the middle of the ocean. Neither of these would be particularly difficult for her to accomplish, but it's an easy way to assert her absolute dominance.

Hye-Young Kim



Unknown girl

[Accidental duplicate post— editing it down so as to not clutter up the page]

"... and so, if you voluntarily turn over control of your company, we won't have to tear apart every office and factory with our bare hands. In fact, we might not even have to use our hands. Yumi just loves blowing away entire factory complexes with her super breath. Or maybe Mika will vaporise your head office with her eye beams... You'll "think about it?'' What made you think that we were giving you a choice?"

"What? You're wondering what a beautiful woman like myself is doing in a place like this? For your information, I built this place. Pathetic, that someone like yourself would dare to venture in here and that thought would never even cross your mind.

"Why? Since I was a child, I was fascinated by the myth of Theseus and the Minotaur, and always wanted to recreate it. It's only natural I would take the opportunity to create an alabastrine labyrinth such as this to lure in hapless idiots like yourself as soon as I had the means to do so.

"What's that? You feel like you've seen me somewhere before? That may be— I was but a normal student before that lab accident at the university turned me into a goddess. Of course when I say I built this place, I mean I did so single-handedly in but a couple of days, then used my own strength to bring it over to the edge of this city. Why else would it look like it had appeared so suddenly, and as if from nowhere?

"Of course, I think you'll agree I make a much more elegant executioner than some grotesque, bull-headed monster. But before I finish you, know this: as fun as this has been, I'm starting to get bored, so I think I'll emerge soon, maybe take over a country or two for kicks. Then I can bring this little hobby of mine into a much grander scale..."



"I gotta hand it to those scientists, when I volunteered to try out their experimental fitness formula, I wasn't expecting to get much more out of it than a nasty taste in my mouth and a sigh of disappointment. I never suspected it would transform my body from the shrimpy twig I used to be into this glorious mound of muscles. Of course, they also didn't suspect that even after the outward part of my sudden transformation ended, I could still feel a river of incredible powers flowing into my body...

"Too bad for them that at that very moment I also realised my absolute superiority over them. On the upside, the explosion I used to destroy them and their lab by super-focusing my sweet new eye lasers was one of the most intensely pleasurable things I've ever experienced. Maybe I'll go say hello to the army next, to let them know what I think of their so-called authority, and see what sort of fun toys they'll try out against me. It's almost a shame to know even now that they'll just be forced to give up eventually..."



I'm glad this thread is becoming active again, it's one of my favourite things about this site.

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Unknown Girl! A great name for a superheroine - and what a body!

Did you say something Monty??? I was looking at this incredible lady!

Has this been shared before?

www.heroicgirls.com/south-asian-wonder-woman-deepica-mutyala/

--Brantley

brantley wrote: Has this been shared before?

www.heroicgirls.com/south-asian-wonder-woman-deepica-mutyala/

--Brantley

I've never seen her before. Amazing costume and a great idea. I vaguely recall a Wonder Woman comic where her costume would change to fit into the style of any democratic country she was fighting in. So, for example, she had a Union Jack outfit in the UK or the tricolor in France. I just did a half-hearted Google search and nothing came up, but I'm sure I didn't make this up.

"Where do you want to eat ? I would like a place where people don't kiss the floor we goddesses step on but that may be difficult."



"What? Are you seriously planning to ask my sister out? You will have to impress her a lot though. Good luck with a woman that can destroy planets with a single punch like me!"



"See these waves? I can do this, but bigger, and in the ocean, I would cause the greatest tsunami ever and your civilization would cease to exist though."

(God it's been a while since I've actually attempted to write something. Hopefully this is up to my usual standards!)



Subject Study: “Super” Asians

Subject Name: Elisa Okarin

Due to the recent uptick in so-called ‘Super-Asians’, this project was undergone to understand the power and limitations of these beings. These are the findings for one of the studied individuals, given name “Elisa”. Before that, we must explain some of the background of these individuals.

The first thing that must be noticed is that all who express these genes are female, and beyond that are above-average attractiveness for both their gender and the human race in general. Many fitness and beauty competitions have outlawed the participation due to how simply unfair that is, though a circuit of televised “Asian-Only” competitions have gained quite a bit of praise from those who aren’t averse to nudity, sexuality, or violent acts against buildings, vehicles, and general infrastructure. Thankfully that damage is often paid for by their previously-unimaginable ability to advance technology and science for the rest of us, though this is known primarily as a result of IQs that, as a rule, are so high that they break the scale.

As an example of such advances, a team of fifty researchers that was supplemented by a single “Super” was able to establish an irrefutable set of polynomial solutions to nearly every currently unsolved theorem, though this knowledge did result in an 80% decline in academic professions for all non-asians, who felt they were “Simply not needed” or “Tired of working with these smug bitches”. Coincidentally, the latter commenter found his house had been obliterated in some sort of freak localized tornado. Shards of wood penetrated as far as three feet into the concrete foundation of the building, though no one can establish how such a destructive storm went previously unnoticed.

In terms of strength, these beings are completely unmatched. The weakest of them is capable of lifting in excess of 4000 times their body weight, and the strongest, such as Ms. Okarin, seem to have no known limits. For example, the following scene was captured in what was known as the ‘great disarmament’, where a contingent of 4 Supers destroyed the combined armed forces of the entire United Nations near-overnight.


The scene shifts to a somewhat-grainy video, obviously shot from long range.


A woman begins to approach an aircraft, the massive construct of steel armor emblematic of pure naval dominance. However, the moment her fingers come in contact with the metal a shriek can be heard in the distance, only the extreme zoom allowing the camera to pick up the rapidly-spreading rents in the armor.

In a single climactic movement she brings her arms apart and the cuts spread upward and outward, widening until a breaking point has to be made. There was something unnatural, impossible about the action. Millions of man-hours of construction destroyed in seconds, the sheer mass of the movement causing both halves to begin to buckle under the mass. However, the movement was only the beginning as the voluptuous young woman jumps upward, the ground shuddering in counteraction of several hundred thousand tons of force exerted upon it to carry the long-haired superhuman directly in line with the sun.


The halves of the ship are discarded to the ground, but the woman remains floating about a hundred meters in the air, becoming brighter and brighter before suddenly it seems like the glow of the star beyond her is being eclipsed by her brilliance, and a beam of pure energy issues itself from her form, beginning to cleave through the armor plating. Despite its appearance of being just light, the metal warps and tears on contact, as if the sheer intensity of the beam was tearing into it as well. As the metal ablades away however, and the beam finally impacts the ground, there’s an all-consuming roar as the rock explodes and the resulting wave of destruction rips outward, tearing through rock, steel, titanium, and literally any other matter in its way. Mere seconds later the camera is consumed, and the footage cuts to static.


Scene returns to the young woman’s image

However, those like Ms. Okarin have ensured this project that they are here “for nothing but fun”, and we have no reason to worry that they will take over the planet. It is this interviewer’s opinion that they should be believed, if only because they have shown no such aspirations as of yet. Supplemental reports on additional qualities such as the way that Super appearance and ancillary powers function can be procured on request, but as of now that is the definitive opinion of this council.


Dr. Yuki Lee
“Super” Research Bureau

Supplemental note from Dr. Lee
Figure out mechanics behind Supers, maybe I can become one of them?

Might be a little extreme for some people.



Just finished my workout with the equipment I just invented! Every girl these days has special gravity weights that go up to the weight of the earth, which was a workout for them, but I could never feel the weight, even at the highest possible setting. I even did an experiment where I feel asleep and had someone drop one of the weights equal to the earth on me, but even though it landed on my breast, it feel right off without me even waking up or my breasts shaking a bit. The only side effect of the experiment was an indent in the weight, suspiciously in the shape of my nipple.

Finally, I was tired of never getting a workout that everyone else got to experience, so I came up with, and built something much better. These weights look the same, but instead of being additive, they are exponential. That means that rather than the number on the display being the weight itself, it actually displays the exponent of the weight. The only decision I had to make was what to make the base. I thought about making it 10, but then I thought about how cool it would be if the base was so big, even 1000 of the strongest guys in the world couldn't get the display up to even one.

I decided to make the base 1 million pounds.

I invited over one of my friends, and had her try out the weight. She got it up to just past 4, the weight of Jupiter, before she gave up. Finally, I had to try it myself. The excitement of seeing how strong I would be made my nipples poke out, and so I decided to test the strength of those first. I balanced the weight on top of my nipples, and closed my eyes while my friend kept bringing up the weight. After a few seconds, it still felt the same, so I asked her if she changed the weight. I looked over and the display was up to 10, and going up by 1 every second! I finally stopped when it went to 50, after I lost interest and knew I could do literally anything.

Just as a subtle show of superiority over everyone, I made this bikini out of the weight. Even when it weighed so much it was effortless to bend and perfectly match to the contours of my body. It still isn't strong enough to hide my nipples when I get excited.

"No, Superman can't have his uniform back. I beat him up for it fair and square. It's not like it'll even fit him after the alterations I made. I don't care what that Krptonian crybaby says - might is right and I'm the mightiest entity on this planet. Now, "Justice League", are you going to stop annoying me, or am I going to add a few more uniforms to my collection?"



"A missing carrier battle group? You mean the one that was shadowing me while I was trying to enjoy my holiday? Why are you asking me where it went? I fairness though, I did "gently"" warn you that I was sick of seeing it in the background of all of my vacation snaps. How lucky for me that it went to the bottom of the sea... Did I say that ? Well, then I suppose you''ll just have to keep that quiet, or your colleagues will be looking for a missing carrier group AND a missing nosy reporter who can't keep his mouth shut."



"I love summer sooooo much that I pushed this whole planet a few hundred kilometres closer to the sun so that we can all get more sunshine! Oh, you'll have to deal with some higher temperatures and a spot of pesky weather, but you'll make do. After all, I wasn't quite so accurate with my orbital adjustments as I usually am. What does that mean? It means that you better be nice to me or I'll "forget" to nudge the planet's course so that it doesn't get sucked in to the sun."

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Asuka Kishi

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"Sure you want to come swimming with me? Know that I can cross the entire Pacific Ocean in a few seconds so I don't think a human like do could catch up to my Goddess pace."



"Let's try something, I will let you take a picture of me on lingerie but only if you can do it while I'm teleporting all the time around the room, we'll see if your photographer skills are enough to overcome me blinking in and out of reality in less than a second."



"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, you are such a sweet boy, no I won't stop conquering Earth and crushing your armies but you are so cute that you may become my toy king when I rule the world, do you like the deal?"



"Shhhhhhhhh, the goddesses are practicing the annual dance ritual they do after ripping the biggest available country from its soil, don't disturb them or they will vaporize us all."

Sorry, I only sleep with people who can lift these glasses I'm wearing. They're made of a special alloy, handmade by me, that makes them heavier than the island of Manhattan. Don't take it personal. I usually end up sleeping with other Asian girls anyway, not that I mind.



Microsoft, Amazon, and the United States government all in one building? This is the perfect skyscraper to take hostage to take over the world. The only question is where the best place is to hold it to make sure it doesn't crumble in my hands when I lift it.



Look, I don't know what happened to your truck. Trust me, if I had done something to it, you would never see any evidence. This may look like normal sand on my body, but it's actually the remains of a planet a few lightyears away twice the size of the earth that I got a little rough with. Your truck would be crushed so small there would be no evidence it ever existed.



Sorry I'm late coming to the gym, I had to change into this workout outfit. Why? Part of the fun of going to the gym is not lifting weights guys didn't know exist, but also looking amazing while doing it. I don't think anything is sexier than lifting the equivolance of a continent with one hand while twirling my hair or squeezing my breasts with the other.

"I still can't believe someone smart enough to invent a time machine can be gullible enough to use it to 'do me a favour'. I mean, you didn't even ask what was in that box I asked you to take back in time to my great grandma was. I had a convincing lie all made up and ready to go and everything!"

Hikaru's response upon your return from the past was further from your expectations than you could have ever imagined. Your sweet, kind, gentle, classmate was the only friend you had made since transferring to a school in Tokyo. She was the only person you confided in about your invention, and the only person that you would have done a favour for using the time machine. It was simple enough. She just wanted to give a nice gift to her grandma back in the 1920s. What was the worst that could have happened? You gawked, slack-jawed, as Hikaru continued.

"See, you're not the only genius at this school. I developed a serum that would grant god-like strength, endurance, intelligence, and all sorts of fun extra powers like flight and laser vision on a person. When I heard about your little invention, I made a few tweaks to make its effects hereditary. After all, why should I have to do all the hard work of conquering the world, when I could just get my ancestors to do it for me? Of course, I never really solved the problem of the serum only effecting females, but that hardly matters."

Your eyes bulged at Hikaru's revelation. Surely she was just pulling your leg! You never would have thought that she could make such a serum, much less have the cold-hearted will to use it to take over the world!

"Oh, you don't believe me?" She said, plucking the thoughts straight out of your mind. "Well, come to history class with me, and we can ask Miss Oba all about it after the lecture."

As Hikaru started walking, you tried to process the ramifications of what she had just said. Could it be true? How did she know what you were thinking? Is the world you knew really gone? You mulled these questions as you trudged silently behind Hikaru, towards your familiar history class.



As soon as you entered the classroom, you noticed that things were different. A gaggle of girls almost swarmed Hikaru like cats drawn to food. It was like the world's biggest celebrity had just shown up to class. There was also something different about your classmates. Were the girls all as... flawless before? Each one of them looked like a magazine idol. After tearing your eyes away, you tried to make your way to your desk. There were a few guys lingering at the back of class, their eyes downbeat and their bodies thin and frail. You hoped that your mind was just playing tricks on you.

A few moments after you took your seat, Miss Oba entered the room. Your suspicions about girls looking different were confirmed when you saw the bombshell at the front of the class. You had remembered Miss Oba as being frumpy and plain, not as the sex-goddess standing in front of you. Things only got worse when class started.

You sat for an hour in abject disbelief as Miss Oba explained the history of Japan during World War II. As far as you could tell, history was still the same until just after the Battle of Midway. Apparently the Japanese military, having suffered such grievous losses, begged Hikaru's great grandmother to use her powers to turn the tide of the war back in their favour. At first, she just destroyed a few American ships. Miss Oba showed the class archival film of terrified American sailors describing how the superwoman had torn battleships and destroyers apart with her bare hands. Then, entire battle groups went missing. Lost in tornadoes, or just reduced to ash with no explanation. It wasn't long until the US Navy was wiped from the Pacific.

Miss Oba glossed over the various conquests that Japan undertook afterwards. The United States was quickly subjugated when Hikaru's ancestor killed FDR on live TV and then wiped out Washington DC building-by-building. China fell in quick order when she eliminated the entire Nationalist army in an hour-long orgy of brutal violence. Miss Oba skipped forward to something called "The Great Betrayal" where apparently the military and the Emperor rebelled against Hikaru's family once they saw that her grandmother and mother had powers as well. The rebellion was put down swiftly and mercilessly and Hikaru's grandmother became... EMPRESS? No wonder she was received like a celebrity; she was an actual princess!

The bell rang before the teacher could explain the new matriarchal system that Hikaru's family had imposed on the entire world... You stood up, and stared dumbly at Hikaru. She simply smiled, and beckoned you over.

"Let's go ask Ms Oba some more questions" she said, as if the information in that class was the most normal thing ever. You nodded absently, and tried not to stare too much as Hikaru spoke with her teacher...



Next period was PE. Apparently that class was now gender separated since the Empress had given all Japanese women a watered down version of her serum. Hikaru, however, pulled you aside right outside the changing room.

"I don't feel like PE", she said as she threw down the ball she was holding. It shook the ground and cracked concrete as it landed. You wondered how much it weighed.

"But since I've already changed into my work-out clothes, I should probably get some real exercise." She plopped down on a chair and smiled mischievously. It took all of your composure to stammer out a question on what she really meant by that.

"Well, since I inherited the full-strength super serum, even super-level exercises don't challenge me at all. Usually I like to go kick around some planets, or maybe even a star." She explained, relishing the expression on your face.

"Today, though, I thought I'd show you something really special." Hikaru pretended not to be excited as she tightened her laces with feigned nonchalance. "See, the Empire's scientists have developed dimensional travel technology. I can summon a portal to any number of parallel universes. That way, I can play and destroy to my heart's content. If there's anything left after I get bored, let a few lesser powered women through to annex the dimension for the Empire."

"Today's your lucky day, because you're going to get a front-row seat to the death of an entire universe" your friend giggled as you contemplated the doom that you had unleashed on existence itself.

Note: The schoolgirl model is Hikaru Nishiumi, who is a professional model in her 20s.

Edit: fixed an inexplicable perspective change. Serves me right for writing at 2 am!

"Destroying a sun-sized meteor that is about to enter our solar system? Okay, easily done, will be back in a few seconds. The payment you say? Talk with my associates."



"Sorry, you can't escape me even in your dreams, I will date you whether you like it or not, please don't force me to warp your mind."

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At first glance I thought this was Jun/Princess from Gatchaman/Battle of the Planets