Game over? (Ultragirl vs Blogger)

There's nothing to tell, Sweety. You're obviously off your rocker. I mean, did you really think they were going to believe that? What's next? Photochopped pics of me on the internet. You really need help.

Ultra, darling, what's this all about? You're knocking on doors and running away, so to speak. You know I've got that email with the header that prove it came from you...

Could it be that the famous Ultragirl is... scared? Perhaps you should change your name to Ultrachicken. Then I could really roast you.

Chicken? Hope you end up eating crow!

Chicken, crow... However, today's question is not about avarian cuisine.

Is Cf now with Turbo-Boy? Oh, the suspense!

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Well, SOMEBODY has to provide web space for your pathetic blog, and it ain't going to be me!

You're always welcome to try. You know what I mean too.

It's supposed to be a blitzkrieg, but so far it's more like a sitzkrieg.

Brantley, if I require webhosting, I'll help myself to it wherever I fancy. As for "lightening war", you should know by now that I'm much faster than lightening and far, far more destructive. You like German? Here's a quote from Heinrich Böll's Hauptstadtjournal:

"Opposition?" fragte ich. "Was is das?"

* "Opposition?" I asked. "What's that?"


Now for you, my darling Ultra. Seems I touched a nerve with the "roast" remark. Or rather, I got you thinking about some nerves you'd like touched. ..

Ultrasexy, please think about the little party idea I suggested. I think we'd both enjoy it. :wink:

Forget about German. You should learn to spell "lightning" in English. I'm not about to be lightening up on you.

Scheisse!

And here's some really BAD German:

Ultragirl stört nicht, Sie zu töten. Sie sendet gerade ein menschenjager nach Ihnen.

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Like I said, Blogger hits all 9 of these points on the nose.

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Like I said, Blogger hits all 9 of these points on the nose.

Post of the week!

(As long as that's all Blogger will be hitting on the nose or anywhere else for that matter.)

Well, you've got to hand it to me - I know how to care for the sick. And you thought hospital visits were just about bringing a bunch of grapes and some puzzle magazines...

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Looks like somebody needs to lend a hand to a sick puppy -- namely you.

Ultragirl may have gotten tired responding to your diseased posts. And, contrary to your deluded mind, she does NOT want to be your spieltier.

Ach! What's all this German on my forum? I limp all the way through this hospital to find the internet room and I can't understand half of the posts!

I suppose I should be glad I haven't had a visit myself.


P.S. Blogger: that password thing - there was nothing I could do.


P.P.S. Brantley: please stop winding her up.

I got to go now. Time for my medication. I want to get back to my bed before the nurses find the magazines under my pillow.

OK, all you amateur psychologists. Time to get out your "Freud for Dummies". Oooh, who do you think will win in a fight between me and a giant snake?

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Ultragirl and me: The Truth.

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Now, PLEASE, tell me Ultrababe! Where can I find this wotshisname?

Kal El?

So, is this it then? :shock:


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So, is this it then? :shock:


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Aw man. Blogger's gone orbital and there's not even a play-by-play of her last *ahem* encounter with Ultragirl. Oh, Ultragirl, you DID put her in a stable orbit, right? You didn't toss her towards the moon, maybe, or mistakenly leave her in an orbit that would eventually decay and bring her back to Earth as a falling star, did you? Cuz y'know, if she winds up on the moon, she might be able to jump back towards Earth. If her orbit decays, she's gonna be plenty pissed once the afterglow from her reentry dissipates. And even if you did put her in a stable orbit, there's always the possibility that she'll intersect with a satellite or piece of space junk, or, god forbid, a space station, and be able to use those to get back to Earth. And y'know, just because she doesn't currently know how to fly, doesn't mean she's incapable of flight, just that she doesn't know how. Considering that she's gonna have nothing to do but look at the view, play with herself, and plot her revenge, blogger's gonna have plenty of free time to try to figure out how to fly.

I've got a sneaking suspicion that we haven't seen the last of the blogger.

Stable orbit?


Oh dear... :?

Aw man. Blogger's gone orbital and there's not even a play-by-play of her last *ahem* encounter with Ultragirl. Oh, Ultragirl, you DID put her in a stable orbit, right? You didn't toss her towards the moon, maybe, or mistakenly leave her in an orbit that would eventually decay and bring her back to Earth as a falling star, did you? Cuz y'know, if she winds up on the moon, she might be able to jump back towards Earth. If her orbit decays, she's gonna be plenty pissed once the afterglow from her reentry dissipates. And even if you did put her in a stable orbit, there's always the possibility that she'll intersect with a satellite or piece of space junk, or, god forbid, a space station, and be able to use those to get back to Earth. And y'know, just because she doesn't currently know how to fly, doesn't mean she's incapable of flight, just that she doesn't know how. Considering that she's gonna have nothing to do but look at the view, play with herself, and plot her revenge, blogger's gonna have plenty of free time to try to figure out how to fly.

I've got a sneaking suspicion that we haven't seen the last of the blogger.

Hope you didn't throw her into the sun. Considering it makes her more powerful who knows what close contact would do. Maybe come back and toss the moon towards you like a football.

I would hope that people would give me more credit than that. :roll:

No, I just took her out and let her drift. Actually, she'll be passing the moon...hold on...YEP! I see her now! She doesn't seem to mind too much about her predicament, though. Weird girl.

Hmmm, not a stable orbit? Jeez, I don't like the sound of that! :o

Haha!! See? She must not be too missed with all the "activity" surrounding her disappearance. I only wish she could see how sorrowful everyone is. Bwahahahah!