Santa Girl by GeekSeven ------------------------------------------------------------------------- DOWNLOADED FROM http://www.superwomenmania.com/storybank ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stupendous Girl was still confused by a lot of Earth customs after, even after two years on the planet. When she had first heard about Santa, a jolly elf with the power to deliver presents to every good child in a single night, she had been excited that there was another super powered person that she could talk to. She had been crushed to find out that Santa wasn't real and confused that human adults lied to their children so easily. Although she was 20 years old in Earth years, Stupendous Girl was in many ways still a child herself. On her home planet she had led a very sheltered life that had left her unprepared to deal with the confusion of life on Earth. She had fallen in love with the story of Santa so hard that she had trouble letting it go. On her second Christmas on Earth, she decided to bring the story to life a little. It was the work of moments to persuade a postal employee to give her a few hundred of the millions of letters sent to Santa every year; she found that Earth men were only to happy to help her out when she smiled. Maybe it was something to do with her amazing beauty, but she had trouble believing that people could be that easy to manipulate, so she assumed that people helped her out of the goodness of their hearts. Stupendous Girl thought that she could handle delivery to a few hundred houses this year. If things worked out, she could do more next year. She had collected a huge pile of gifts, mostly donated by men who were only to eager to help out the pretty girl in the revealing outfit who could crush steel with her bare hands. She had decided to wear a more festive costume than her usual skintight blue and white uniform. She found a red lacy bra and panties set that looked really good on her perfect body. She topped the outfit with a small Santa hat pinned into her long blond hair. She shifted the bra so that it fit well over her full, firm breasts. She hoped that the fabric would hold out for the entire night. She had tried wearing Earth fabrics before and they often tore under the intense pressure of containing her superhuman breasts. She wasn't able to find a sleigh big enough to hold all of the gifts, so she cleaned out an old trash dumpster with her super breath and heat vision and piled the gifts into it. When loaded with gifts, it only weighed around 5 tons, so she was able to carry it around easily with one hand. When she reached the first house, she dropped the dumpster onto the street, not noticing that there was a small car parked in the spot she had chosen. Unhappy with the way the dumpster was tilting, she pushed down on it until it was sitting even, crushing the car underneath with ease. She grabbed her sack and quickly threw half a dozen gifts into it. She flew up to the roof of the building at top speed, creating a sonic boom that shattered windows up and down the street. The first "house" on her list was actually an apartment on the first floor of a twelve unit building. There was a chimney that ran through the three floors of the building all the way to the ground floor. She was surprised to see that the chimney wasn't open at the top, but she was able to sweep the chimney cap off with a quick flick of her wrist. It flew several miles and didn't stop until it hit a skyscraper downtown, smashing a huge plate glass window. Stupendous Girl looked down the chimney with her stupendous vision. There was some blockage and it looked like a tight fit in places, but nothing that she couldn't handle. She jumped feet first into the chimney and dropped until she hit a section where the walls of the chimney had started to collapse inward. Her slender hips were jammed on the bricks; she wiggled them a little and the bricks on either side flew away with great force. She dropped further into the chimney, unaware that the bricks she had shifted with her hip wiggle had flown into two apartments on either side of the shaft. One of them had struck a sleeping man and removed most of his head. When she reached the bottom of the shaft, she was again surprised to find that the fireplace in the apartment she was aiming for had been bricked up. She kicked at the bricks with her bare feet and they flew apart, peppering the room beyond with sharp shards of brick moving at near supersonic speed. The woman who lived in the house had been woken by the strange noises coming from the chimney and had been standing in front of the fireplace at the time. The brick shrapnel hit her like a wall of bullets, sending her shredded corpse flying back and out of the room. When Stupendous Girl made her way through the hole she had made she didn't notice the dead woman in the hallway. The branches of a Christmas tree had been almost stripped of needles by the shower of brick shrapnel and it was listing badly, but Stupendous Girl didn't know enough about Christmas tradition to see that there was anything wrong with it. She saw that there were presents under the tree and reached into her sack to pull out the gifts she had brought. All of the toys had broken inside the boxes from the extreme stresses of moving at super speed. One box with air holes had contained a puppy, the pulped remains of which were now starting to leak out. Oblivious to all of this, Stupendous Girl placed the presents with great care under the tree. "Hold it right there! Don't move." The man of the house was standing in the doorway, holding a handgun. He had been woken by the sound of the bricked up fireplace being kicked in and had stumbled across the broken body of his wife in the hallway. He had found his gun and now had the intruder in his sights. Stupendous Girl turned to face him. She stood there with her hands on her hips, arched her back and smiled. "Ho! Ho! Ho!" she shouted, "Merry Christmas!" The man was completely freaked out. His wife was dead, his apartment was wrecked and an insane, albeit sexy intruder was taunting him. He pulled the trigger. Stupendous Girl didn't realize what was happening until it was too late. She was so wrapped up in her Christmas fantasy that she didn't even think about how people might react to the sudden appearance of a super Santa Girl in their home. The bullet hit the center of her invulnerable chest, just above her impressive cleavage and ricocheted straight back the way it had come. It struck the shooter in the heart and killed him instantly. "Oops." Stupendous Girl used her super senses to confirm that the man was beyond medical help. He was dead, but at least his children would have a great Christmas with the new gifts she had brought them. She retraced her steps and tried to make her way back up the chimney. After her passage down, the chimney had collapsed inwards, blocking the shaft with bricks. She drew a deep breath and blew up the chimney as hard as she could. Bricks flew out of the top of the building like lava from a volcano, peppering the surrounding buildings. The shaft she had made was far larger than the one she had dropped down, so she was able to move much faster on the way back up, fast enough that the shock wave caused by her flight caused major structural damage to the building. As she picked up the heavy dumpster with one hand, she didn't notice the building collapsing behind her. Stupendous Girl leaped into the air, dragging her dumpster of gifts and flew to the next house on her list. She heard sirens heading in the direction of the street she had just left. Normally that was the kind of thing that Stupendous Girl, protector of the city, would investigate to see if she could help, but tonight she was Santa Girl, spreader of joy. The night was still young and there were hundreds more houses that she needed to spread joy to. She was starting to worry about not seeing chimneys on a lot of buildings, but she was sure that the unstoppable Santa Girl would find a way in!