Sarah Palin

I was a little surprised to see that when I did a search for Sarah Palin, I didn't find anything on this board. She would make a very nice superheroine (or villain depending on her demands). I could picture her being the first line of defense for the US against terrorism. "What? There's a plane about to kamikaze into the White House? This looks like a job for Super Sarah".

I could also picture her abusing her strength. "This just in......during the election vice presidential debate last night, Governor Palin was asked if America should be worried about another terrorist attack. Palin responded by grabbing Joe Biden by his throat with 1 hand, lifting him a foot off the ground, and said that if people didn't write her name in for president instead of McCain or Obama, that terrorism would be the least of America's worries and that she would crush everyone that she came in contact with and would demand that all Americans kiss her feet in worship without question or that she would squeeze it out of them. The governor then proceeded to squeeze Biden's throat so tight that his eyes nearly popped out of his head......needless to say after that demonstration of strength, Biden was the first American to kiss Palin's feet as he begged her for mercy on live television. Both Obama and McCain were seen exiting the building with haste. No one has heard from either of them since".

How's that for a presidential shift of power? hehe

There were a few pictures of her as Wonder Woman floating around there for a while.

I actually prefered them to Obama Girl. There was also a McCain girl briefly. I found both of them to come off as airheads who were just using the election to get attention and make some money ~ or were being *used* to do so.

Maybe it's because I'm old, but I thought Gov. Palin was kind of sexy when I first saw her. Honestly, I don't think that I envisioned her as a superheroine though. I'll have to work on that...

Here is a good picture that I could see her abusing her strength. This picture says "I am a Queen and as I sit on my throne, you kiss my feet now or I will flatten your head with my bare hands"


Here are some photo manipulations that I came across on the net.

'Steampunk' Palin Comic More Insane Than You Imagined - Comics Alliance

Prog Fantasy Magazine: The Palin Issue

www.imaksim.com/images/sarahcuda_530_01.jpg

Not Steve Rogers.

steampunkcostume.com/2010/09/23/gorgeous...k-supergirl-costume/

Not Sarah, but on topic because of Steampunk Sarah.

another one:

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Commissioned for my story "Late Night Smackdown"

I pretty much oppose this woman in every way, but if there was an election to determine if Sarah Palin should be granted super powers...I'd vote YES. It's not just that she is insanely beautiful, but it's her personality as well. This is a woman who would not hesitate to use her newfound powers to shape the world in her image -- and I like that. Super Sarah Palin would certainly revel in holding the planet under her super-thumb.

Same goes for all the other conservative hotties on Fox, as well as Michelle Bachmann or Ann Coulter. Each is deserving of becoming SUPER powerful...

Sarah Palin is dead or not reachable! I have weapons of mass destruction!

Sarah Palin is not dead! Sarah Palin is a weapon of mass destruction!

Berkhart wrote: I pretty much oppose this woman in every way, but if there was an election to determine if Sarah Palin should be granted super powers...I'd vote YES. It's not just that she is insanely beautiful, but it's her personality as well. This is a woman who would not hesitate to use her newfound powers to shape the world in her image -- and I like that. Super Sarah Palin would certainly revel in holding the planet under her super-thumb.

Same goes for all the other conservative hotties on Fox, as well as Michelle Bachmann or Ann Coulter. Each is deserving of becoming SUPER powerful...

Michele Bachmann is interesting because she looks like Katherine Harris. For the younger set, Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Carrie Prejean. Why do I suddenly have X-Men type fantasies, imagining them as a superteam? Episode #1 Super Palin and company defuse a bomb at the abortion clinic.

colt13 wrote: Michele Bachmann is interesting because she looks like Katherine Harris. For the younger set, Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Carrie Prejean. Why do I suddenly have X-Men type fantasies, imagining them as a superteam? Episode #1 Super Palin and company defuse a bomb at the abortion clinic.

Are you sure they went to abortion clinic to defuse and not plant the bomb?

eavatar wrote:

colt13 wrote: Michele Bachmann is interesting because she looks like Katherine Harris. For the younger set, Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Carrie Prejean. Why do I suddenly have X-Men type fantasies, imagining them as a superteam? Episode #1 Super Palin and company defuse a bomb at the abortion clinic.

Are you sure they went to abortion clinic to defuse and not plant the bomb?

Interesting, I went with the idea that since they are pro-life, they would be saving lives, but I can see that view too. The problem is that I couldn't think of another scenario. Would conservative women really take on Wall Street?

Well, here I go again …




Thought some people might like this. It would've been cooler without the gun, I think.

Sarah limbers up for her daily jog around Alaska. It takes her about 15 minutes, 20 if she stops for a break to enjoy the scenery.







A special super-high speed camera was needed to capture this shot.

The troops greet America's latest weapon: Super-Sarah! Don’t worry, guys. Even though I can pretty much defeat any foreign power on Earth all by myself, there will always be a place for America’s fighting men and women!


Sarah has to be extremely careful when shaking hands. Too much pressure, and she could crush every bone in a human hand, or worse, rip an arm out of its socket!


Had to include these.



A couple of magazine photoshop opportunites, perhaps ...



Sarah lets out a super-scream, which can be heard for hundreds of miles around: "Attention liberal media! Your days are numbered!"

Just thought she looked dominant here.

As to who Sarah would go after, why, the answer is obvious: the librul media!

This is Keith Olbermann. I'm standing here in downtown Manhattan at 395 Hudson Street, in front of the building that housed, uh, rather what used to be the building that housed the offices of Newsweek magazine. You see, earlier today, this massive structure was literally ripped off its foundations, and carried far, far away, to points unknown. I have with me an eyewitness, Sanjay, a NYC city cabdriver. Sanjay, what exactly did you see?

Sanjay: Well Keith, I saw something come out of the sky at incredible speed. It was like a blur. But, for a few seconds, before she lifted up the building, she stopped, smiled, and then winked at me.

KO: You said she. Who is she?

Sanjay: Who else? Palin! Sarah Palin! She is one amazing lady. I love you Sarah!

KO: Well, there you have it. Sarah Palin's war against the so-called liberal media—which is really a war against America, in my opinion—continues. Let me just say, that this is one so-called liberal reporter who isn't afraid of Sarah P— all of sudden, a beam of red light appears out of the sky, and in an instant, that smug, insufferable prick Olbermann is vaporized! Not a trace of him remains, not even a self-satisfied smirk.

Sanjay: Holy shit! (looking up) Thank you, Sarah! I never liked him anyway.

The Newsweek building was eventually found—on top of Mt. McKinley. Don't worry, the occupants of the building are all safe and sound ... with the exception of Newsweek's editor-in-chief and a few columnists.

** They say if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all. So I just deleted my post. Sorry if you happened to actually have read in in the last 2 minutes. I don't want to pick a fight, but it was pretty damn funny you have to admit. Enjoy your Sarah Palin fantasies, guys.

I'm pretty much apolitical, though lately I find myself leaning more towards the right than to the left. However, I must admit I do get a kick out of the reaction from my more liberal friends and relatives just at the mere mention of the name "Sarah Palin". I really don't have any opinion on her one way or the other--except that I do think she's rather attractive, especially for a politician and a woman her age--I just think all the hate towards her is a bit over-the-top.

Karma = 3. LOL nothing personal there.