Crazy Captions

"Trust me, American forces will no longer be needed in Iraq or Afghanistan. I now have a better option in dealing with America's enemies."

"No, no...uh...it was the Navy SEALs who got him. Yeah, go with that."

"Well Bill, trust me when I tell you that I'm in for a SUPER time in the oval office...Monica ain't got shit on what I got lined up."

"Gaddafi still out of scene? Well with the help that i'm sending to get him will be more easier than find Wally..."

"I figure if she can lift a battleship, she ought to be able to raise the debt ceiling."

“Don’t worry about that Hurricane Mayor, help is on its way.”

(This one would probably work better if she was a redhead)
“On reflection Mr Salmond I have decided to accept the generous terms you have offered for our surrender.”

(in case you’re wondering, Mr Salmond is meant to be Alex Salmond, the current First Minister of Scotland.)

"Get a TSA agent over here pronto. A citizen just flew without being groped. Nevermind, I'll do it."

I have a perfect "Standee" here that maybe if we put next to me during my "Jobs Speech" it will help my popularity?

I can confirm it’s not Sarah Palin – so we have a little less to worry about.

We can scrap the missile defense program without any risk after all.

I don’t need Marine One or Air Force One today – she offered me a lift – but today only I guess.

So there’s no deal. She said no matter what Superman now says *she* likes Truth, Justice, and the American Way! The only saving grace is she doesn’t like the other party at all either!

"The Secret Weapon just stepped into my office. I will send her your way General"

" No Sir, I am not sure if she is running as Democrat, Replublican, Or Independant"

Random321 wrote: I can confirm it’s not Sarah Palin – so we have a little less to worry about.

This is my favorite so far.

"The terrorists are demanding what? Well, it's just as well I've got a very special force with me right now. She'll be with you soon."