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Richard Hatch = World's Biggest Moron

25 Jan 2006 21:10 #4262 by jdrock24
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I can't believe the sheer stupidity of this guy. He "forgot" to pay taxes on his $1 million prize from the first season of Survivor?

Hey Richard, practically everyone in America watched you win the money on TV, I think at least some of them worked for the IRS. Oh, and nice defense you came up with: "I'm the world's worst bookkeeper". Yeah, that's going to work.

Also, if all that crap about the Survivor producers paying your taxes because you caught other people cheating was true, then why didn't you bring it up to the jury? You might want to look into getting a new lawyer. Just a suggestion.

You should go to jail just for being a complete imbecile.

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news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060125/ap_on_en_tv/survivor_taxes

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26 Jan 2006 16:09 #4269 by lfan
I would say he's in the "Top 10" but not the biggest. That title is probably shared by his other castmates who actually awarded him the money. Did he play the game the best? Was he the smartest? The craftiest?

Well, I just think he was paired with a collection of the biggest goof balls who couldn't see what was happening. They kept him on the island cause he was the "food provider"? He was spearing horseshoe crabs for god's sake. For any land locked people, that's the equivalent of deer hunting with a Gatling gun! Anyhoo, I digress....

Of course, a close runner-up is all the people that watch this crap! :P

Focker, OUT!!!

I can't believe the sheer stupidity of this guy. He "forgot" to pay taxes on his $1 million prize from the first season of Survivor?

Hey Richard, practically everyone in America watched you win the money on TV, I think at least some of them worked for the IRS. Oh, and nice defense you came up with: "I'm the world's worst bookkeeper". Yeah, that's going to work.

Also, if all that crap about the Survivor producers paying your taxes because you caught other people cheating was true, then why didn't you bring it up to the jury? You might want to look into getting a new lawyer. Just a suggestion.

You should go to jail just for being a complete imbecile.

Here's the story:

news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060125/ap_on_en_tv/survivor_taxes

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12 Mar 2006 22:24 #4854 by Grayface
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are you guys watching the latest survivor? cuz them are some dumb ass morons.

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24 Jul 2006 16:02 #6357 by jdrock24
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This thread has been dead for a while, but we have an update on "The World's Biggest Moron" Richard Hatch.

In short, he is going to jail! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I guess what goes around comes around, hey?

Not so cocky now are you, Mr. Hatch? Oh, and I wouldn't suggest walking around naked in the slammer, Bubba and his gang might find you just a little too tempting. Have a nice 51 months! Loser!

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news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060724/ap_en_tv/survivor_taxes

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