Super Asian Girl Thread

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You Westerners really need to learn to build your cities stronger. One little, tiny sneeze and the whole thing is rubble?

AN AGE IN WHICH NUCLEAR DERRENT PALES IN COMPARISON TO HAVING ASIAN SUPERWOMEN AS GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS



"Oh look, a call from Prime Minister Abe, what does he want now?"

"Looks like North Korea has launched a nuclear missile to Tokyo."

"How quaint, I hope their nukes are strong enough to give us the same warm feeling from the last one the US tested on us."

"Let's go, we can intercept that puny missile in the sea, it will take us a few seconds to get there anyway."

DAUGHTERS OF THE RISING SUN



It was foretold that it would happen but we didn't fix it in time, eventually all Japanese women were awaken by the mutation of a dormant gene that had been inactive for millenia, this gene came from the sintoist female deity Inazami who created the world alongside her husband Izanagi and mothered both humans and lesser deities.

Women with this gift experimented many changes that separated them from normal human chaff, becoming deities themselves, nicknamed "Izanako" by the populace they quickly became renowned for their incredible beauty and voluptuous bodies, their physical superiority, able to lift many times the weight of the Earth with a finger, basically unkillable and unable to be harmed by any human mean, faster than light and hyper-intelligent, so intelligent that most of them could study all carreers at the same time and still get perfect marks, there was no knowledge hard enough they couldn't absorb and retain in seconds.

As expected Izanako became the ruling species on the planet in a few years, outdoing both normal men and women in sports, politics, sciences and business with no exceptions, eventually they took over Japan and transformed it into such a magnificent superpower that when they declared war to the rest of the world they made the US and China surrender without firing a single nuke. As Izanako migrated they became the top dogs of every single country they put their dainty feet on and for a time, with their knowledge and incredible godly powers, mankind progressed incredibly.

The gene mutated even further granting the already gifted uberwomen inmortality and eternal youth and some of them developed psychic powers like being able to control the minds of lesser beings, the most talented ones having already learned how to warp reality and bend the laws of physics to their will by today. They became masters and creators and we live under their rule.

Today we live in a different kind of society, mankind, jealous of their superiority tried to defeat them with their best efforts and armies but it was in vain as they only needed to deploy one of their weakest and youngest assets to humiliate our inferior race. Since then Izanako have created a matriarchal society in which gender roles have been completely removed, males are almost extinct and the remaining ones are used as sexual slaves by our gorgeous and perfect overladies. Izanako are sexually attracted to our women and easily surpassed us as their alpha suitors, after having sex with an Izanako, normal women can't even look at males like humans anymore, they are just that much better so, instead of us, Izanako get to breed them with reality warping whenever they are horny or want to steal our girlfriends and wives in front of us just to emasculate us males. Normal men and women don't have rights and exist only to serve as fragile toys for them.

Here we can see a group of Izanako having fun, they like to wear porny outfits to tempt both men and women, you can see in their beautiful smiles how they are planning to get their way with some fortunate bystander, probably joking about why mountains are light as a feather to lift for them or what new galaxy they conquered out of boredom last week.

These are amazing. Please continue!

"So, if a half-court shot is worth three points, how many points is a shot from, say, Neptune? Right. Followup question: What happens if the stadium no longer exists after my shot? Uh Huh. What? No, you can't go back on our bet! One game of basketball for ownership of your planet, fair and square. If you don't like it, I could always go back to my original plan of vapourising the whole thing!"



"Gravity distortions? Why would I be causing any gravity distor... oh right, it must be these new dumbbells. You told me to stop using mountains to do my warm-ups with so of course I needed an alternative! Oh stop complaining, nobody's going to notice Phobos or Deimos if they're missing."

"Oh no, it's your entire army against little old me. I guess I better surrender..."

Her voice was dripping with sarcasm. Her hands would soon be dripping with blood.



"A few more sets of bench-pressing black holes and I think I'll be ready to subjugate another galaxy. Tehehe. Aren't you lucky that I'm the one with these omnipotent powers? You could all be ruled by some hideous tentacle monster instead of a cutie like me. At least you get a nice view when you're licking my boots!"



"What does any of this mean? It means that I'm a goddess now, and you're all fucked. You don't understand? Of course you don't' understand! If you did, you'd be the one standing up here with an super-formula, instead of crying over your destroyed home town. What do I mean by that? I mean that while you were standing there gawking, I went and vapourised all of your friends and family with my laser vision."

I hope you don't mind me adding some captions to these pics.

fats wrote:

"Do you want your precious phone back? Then all you have to do is step inside of the reflection and take it back yourself! What,? You say that it's impossible for you to enter a reflection? Well, for me, it's as easy as sticking my arm out like this! Huh? You still can't get your phone pack even though I am offering it to you? Aren't you even strong enough to lift a neutron star with a single hand like I am? I guess I will be keeping this phone then! Bye!"

fats wrote:

"Where did this pool come from, you ask? I just made it a second ago! Didn't you see me? I suppose I must have built it so fast that I started and finished the entire thing in while you were in the middle of blinking? Did I mention that I made this pool is so deep that the ten-carat diamond ring I was wearing while I was casually swimming in it a moment ago was crushed into nonexistence by the water pressure? Yet, even though this pool is so deep, I can stand in like this, as if it was a super-shallow kid's pool! Being a literal goddess is the best!"

What do you think is more durable? The skin on these pieces of fruit or the skin of my soft breasts? Don't think too hard, because you're about to find out.



It's time to wake up sleepyhead! I know I surprised you when I crushed that weight out of existence, but you can't go passing out every time I use a tiny fraction of my powers! It'll make this relationship a lot harder, and besides, you don't even know how many planets went into making that weight in the first place.

I will make a fruit puree without using a blender.

The space around her was almost absurdly clean. Only the smell of cordite and burnt flesh reminded of the armored division that had their training ground for amphibious landings forcefully taken from it just minutes earlier.

"See, if you had just left me my peace and quiet, I wouldn't have had to clean up your mess! Now leave, or this gets really ugly."

The alien visitors looked indistinguishable from normal (albeit gorgeous) Asian women. A military bureaucrat had assigned them the name "Femme" early in first contact negotiations. They didn't seem to mind, and the name stuck since then.

Looks, however, were deceiving, as even sub-average Femmes possessed superhuman strength, endurance, intelligence, and beauty. After a few incidents involving crumpled cars, toppled buildings, and a smattering of fatalities (all deemed to be Human error, of course) Femmes visitors were required to wear clothing which clearly identified themselves.

Initially, the measure was thought to be discriminatory. The Femmes themselves, however, didn't seem to mind - they had more sinister ambitions in mind...

After their conquest of the planet was executed, and all resistance pacified in a week, they continued to wear the mandated clothing. Not as a courtesy towards human laws but rather as a warning for their new subjects. They wanted any human encountering them to know that they could destroy that human and his or her entire family with a mere thought. They wanted humans to bow and scrape before them, and they accomplished that was a simple word...

These are gifs of super asian girls dancing slowly (for them), using the best computers on Earth all at once we can slow them to a trillionth time their normal speed to be watchable by the human eye.

Geez you are slow, and why are you sweating so much? I told you that for every single minute you took to finish my portrait I would wipe out another big city from the face of the Earth? Don't you wanna save your pathetic species? Come on, hurry up!

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"You thought your tanks could stop me? So cute! I've crushed every single one of them with my little feet. I guess you're the last one! When I finish I'm gonna crunch up the remains of your tin can into a tiny little ball and squish it between my wrecking ball tits. Then I'll wipe out the rest of the city with a single stomp of my foot. I hope the next country has better toys!"

"Do you understand now, puny humans? Not even your most advanced submarines can beat me in speed, I'm the fastest in the Universe in land, water and air."



"These earrings? Ah, I made them by compressing Mars and Venus, you should start treating me like your Goddess or else I will do the same to Earth!"



"First comment gets to be killed first by getting asfixiated by my super boobs, then I'll eliminate the rest of mankind with ease."

Well duh I'm the new CEO and owner of this company - you know that men aren't allowed to own things because Asian women are objectively superior in every way. Of course I know that this is a quantum computing research firm, I read every single book and paper on computers on my flight over from Seoul this morning. UGH I don't mean a plane, you idiot, I meant flying, you know, under my own power. God, you people are absolute morons, no wonder you couldn't even get a working prototype.

Now, if you're done bothering me, I have a quantum computer to perfect. Go get me a coffee before I throw your house into the sun. That's all that you're good for now, "Chief Technical Officer".

Well, now we know- a piece of clothing must be able to withstand roughly 2,346783x10^{348793456823452003249} ktons of pressure per square mm to not instantaneously burst when I inhale. It's still not feeling very tight though...

So, are you brought tasers and guns to bring me in? I love those! They tickle so nice when they hit.
Go ahead, first one's free- and you obviously knew you weren't getting out of here alive anyway.

Sometimes, the best way to assert your dominance as a goddess is a harmless prank. This goddess, still in college, spent a one night replacing all the doors on her campus with once that looked the same, but we're actually millions of times heavier. It took her all of a couple seconds to hand make each door out of some weights that became too light for her and then switch all the doors.

The next morning, everyone was trapped in their room, and she played along, acting trapped too. Even when hundreds of policemen and firemen came with their trucks and other equipment, they were unable to budge even one door. Finally, losing interest, she switched all the doors back to the original ones, taking the heavier doors and squishing then into a tiny pea sized ball before putting it between her breasts and squishing it out of existence.

You can imagine everyone else's embarrassment when all of a sudden the doors opened just like normal.

The picture above is her thinking of her next big prank, perhaps switching all of the buildings with ones at a campus a few states away or converting the whole campus to a floating island in the middle of the ocean. Neither of these would be particularly difficult for her to accomplish, but it's an easy way to assert her absolute dominance.