What is she up to now?

Stone mason(s) required. Conditions: tortuous. Pay: none blog.conceptfan.com

Jesus H Cripes on a stick! Could it ever get any better?


August 11th:

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My reply was unconventional. I pushed out my irresistible, pouty lips and very gently blew at him. The stream of my breath hit him and pushed him back half a step before the onrushing wall of wind got beneath his feet. I continued to exhale, very carefully, and let my warm, erotic breath simultaneously lift him off the ground and force him backwards through the air, tossing him across the huge hallway as though he were a dry autumn leaf in a storm.

His arms and legs flailed as he flew away from me. I kept on blowing, enjoying the total ease with which I produced the hurricane from my lungs. In fact the only actual effort I had to make was to ensure that I kept the force of my breath below a level that would have caused his body to be smashed to paste against the far wall. As always, however, I judged things to perfection and his back slammed against that wall some forty-five feet away just hard enough to hurt, but not break, him. His feet still had not touched the floor since his initial takeoff.

Not being anywhere near the limit of my lung-capacity, I continued to blow at him, my breath blasting over his face and the front of his body, pinning him against the wall with the soles of his shoes nearly a yard above the ground as my exhalation proved vastly more powerful than the force of gravity. Taking my time, with my hands resting comfortably on my hips, I strolled into the house, not letting up my exhaling, keeping the man pressed hard into the wall as I casually approached him.

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Is Blogger on Holiday still?

Given that she can do whatever she wants, I'd have to say Blogger is always on holiday.

Well, apparently she does now have a few new holiday homes... But don't waste your time hearing about it from me. Read tonight's "momumental" post blog.conceptfan.com

"momumental"?

What's an "m" for an "n" amongst friends, anyway? :oops:

Car trouble? blog.conceptfan.com

One for the future, maybe... blog.conceptfan.com

What would she call it anyway? The "Statue of Supremacy"?

By the way, Liberty Enlightening The World (aka "The Statue of Liberty") is a hundred fifty one feet tall, so Blogger might want to use a bigger piece of stone for her statue.

Of course, if she really wants to make an impression, she might knock the aformentioned Liberty Enlightening The World off its pedastal and replace it with her own magnificent monument, sending a clear message to one and all that "liberty" for mankind has died.

Of course, they'd all be free to worship Blogger. Continuously.

How would "Blogger's Prayer" go anyway? Just curious.

Anyway, it's just one of Blogger's daydreams, right?

Anyway, it's just one of Blogger's daydreams, right?

For now, it seems, anyway... blog.conceptfan.com

Statue production methods discussed: blog.conceptfan.com

Hmmm, sounds like someone has been reading Albert Speer's book Inside The Third Reich. He described how the Statue of Liberty was x feet tall while Hitler wanted a statue in the Nuremberg Congress grounds y feet tall. That so he could show that Germany was an equal of the other nations on this earth. But knowing Blogger, she'd want it higher than Hitler's proposed Nuremberg statue. Funny thing is they were going to use a woman statue at Nuremberg. I wonder, was she one of the wifes of the Nazi Party bigwigs then keeping a very low discreet profile? Just something for your minds to ponder.

Unlikely, Mr. Jeep, given that Blogger has made (admittedly fleeting) references to her late 20th century youth...

Meanwhile, a hot encounter with Blogger blog.conceptfan.com

The last of the statue tales blog.conceptfan.com

Hey, CF, why didn't you tell us Blogger updated her blog today?

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Oh, hell. :oops:

Hey, CF, why didn't you tell us Blogger updated her blog today?

Hey, Supergeek, even if I hadn't posted... there's always the "SWM Updates Tracker" (link at top right of page)...

Dear Supergeek, (and anyone else for that matter, but especially Supergeek)

This is to inform you that there had been an update to Blogger's blog page.

This update may be viewed by clicking upon the following hypertext link: blog.conceptfan.com

I trust that you find this notification sufficient.

With utmost regards,

Conceptfan.

Wow, Blogger likes playing with men's tools.

Watch out, now her computer is going to be flooded with emails from men offering to let her play with their tools.

Wow, Blogger likes playing with men's tools.

It certainly seems so... blog.conceptfan.com

She ought to try using a jackhammer.

She ought to try using a jackhammer.

I think something might have been lost halfway across the Atlantic. Probably near that line where "garden" becomes "yard" and "bumper" becomes "fender" and "boot" becomes "trunk" and "lorry" becomes "truck" and "coach" becomes "bus" and "rubbish" becomes "trash" and "pnuematic drills" become "jack-hammers"...




Oh goody! Experiment time! blog.conceptfan.com

Experiment completed blog.conceptfan.com

Plans for further experimentation blog.conceptfan.com