Need some Katy Perry superpowers today

There is only one meaning of existence on this date in history, one reason to breathe, to eat, to live... watching my team of misfits and pedestrian also-rans beat the thoroughbreds of New England in the mighty Super Bowl.

Hell, one of our starters was parking cars in New Jersey last month. The rest of the team are mostly ordinary guys who no other team wanted.

We will of course need an injection of Katy Perry's superpowers during the halftime, likely much more than merely her singing. And maybe a bit of divine intervention by the end, but perhaps today is the day.

Here's Katy, moving the stadium a little closer to the Seahawks goal line whenever the Hawks have the ball. We'll gratefully accept all the help we can get. I've checked and its absolutely clear -- moving the stadium during the game is NOT against the NFL rules. Unlike deflating the balls.



Shadar

Seahawks beat my team fair and square so I will root for them against Cheatacheck and Cry Brady. Unleash Katy.

Very gutsy, betting $1M on this bunch of misfits. Of course, last year, Seattle crushed the dominant team in the NFL (Denver) in the Super Bowl. So you never know. Of course, the New England Patriots aren't prima donnas like Denver was last year. They are not only thoroughbreds, but they are street fighters too. Possible characters in Mortal Combat.

But then, we have Beast Mode and the Legion of Boom. Man versus beast... anything can happen.

PS: You must have some very wealthy clients.

Shadar

fats wrote: I know one former client that has placed a $1M bet on the seahawks to win.

fats

Sarge395 wrote: Seahawks beat my team fair and square so I will root for them against Cheatacheck and Cry Brady. Unleash Katy.

Thank you, Sarge. You are a man of honor. Hopefully we'll make you proud and crush the Evil Empire.

Shadar

Could it be that mild-mannered pop singer Katy Perry has a "super" secret?

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Now if she'd rip off her clothes during the show to reveal that costume beneath, I might forget about the score for a bit.

Shadar

geekseven wrote: Could it be that mild-mannered pop singer Katy Perry has a "super" secret?

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Let the games begin

You fell victim to the classic blunder!

Never go against Sarge when Supergirl pics are on the line!